Random Quotes

Here is Some Random Quotes i found


I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein


"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

 

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