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[Dave B]

Does the thought of buying a Fixie make me a hipster or will I become one after the fact?

 

[Emperor Nero]

The purchase within itself makes you a hipster. Let's examine this complex equation that decides hipsterdom with tri-vector equilateral self-referential quantum entanglement equation:

Douche bag ratio/Beanie-on-head time x Bicycle + times eaten at food trucks / -i x 34 + fag number constant - cool factor = Chance of being hipster at the time of purchase.

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

Quick answer:

It makes you dumb, irresponsible, AND a hipster.

Nah but, I see no reason to get a fixed gear bike, but whatever lol.

 

[Lame]

Just reading this made me a hipster

 

[Dave B]

The purchase within itself makes you a hipster. Let's examine this complex equation that decides hipsterdom with tri-vector equilateral self-referential quantum entanglement equation:

Douche bag ratio/Beanie-on-head time x Bicycle + times eaten at food trucks / -i x 34 + fag number constant - cool factor = Chance of being hipster at the time of purchase.

k sos my beanie on head time has a variable of temperature does that make me less of a hipster?

 

[Emperor Nero]

k sos my beanie on head time has a variable of temperature does that make me less of a hipster?

I thought we had already went over this, the only beanie variable is length of beanie. The longer it is the higher the fag constant is.

 

[They be trippin]

Just get a single speed. It's the half way point.