I have 2 on here but none of them are quote worthy. How about a ban appeal to jagex. It went something along the lines of '' How dare you ban my account. I know where everyone of you lives. I'm going to blow up your offices, and drag you out of your houses and slap all of you in the ears and bellies. Then I'll have an army of asian codboy midgets tbag you.''
And their reply "Thanks for submitting your appeal but unfortunately your threat to blow up our offices has resulted in your account remaining permanently banned'' <--- Not the exact reply they made but it was along those lines.