It's turned from "pranks" to breaking the law and being a damn right pain in the arse.
If i caught some cunt squirting mustard on the hood of my car, i'd definately lay into the twat. The dogshit in paper is fucking OLD as fuck. you probably havn't done it.. you're dads probably told you about it and you think you're cool by saying you've done it.
Pranks you could do would be daft ones, ones that aren't going to potentially hurt you or the victim. otherwise.. It's not funny, vaseline on door kobs etc.
We've done some awesome pranks whilst i've worked around england, but where you target you're friends, we target McDonalds and no one else

twice we've done it and both times it's been EPIC
This one i wasn't there

but my mate tony wore a fucked up mask and decided to take his scooby to mcdonalds and smash a watermelon on the floor. I told him to do it over the counter but he didn't

it didn't work out as we expected though as they soon beleived he was just some pissed off vegan xD
Second one 12 of us went into mcdonalds and ordered 120 cheeseburgers ALL individual orders, for example some with no mayo some with no cheese some with no sauce etc etc etc.. it was a compelling list. we claimed they were for our "Anger Management" meet that we have and it's the first meet that we're having. We blagged this so they wouldn't fuck about with our order as they wouldn't want 120 pissed off men with anger problems smashing the place up. They proceeded to start our order and it took them nearly an hour once it was ready there were about 17 brown bags of cheeseburgers all over the counter, and again Tony took lead role and threw them all on the floor and starterd kicking them about like footballs, cheering etc. we all joined in and it was great fun watching there demorilized faces

cost us £10 each but was well worth it.
Heres a vid of the watermelon prank

i can't seem to find the other one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFYuqNuAbjQ