Talking to some horny '28 year old' on MSN

We just went on those teen chat rooms, spammed our new slutwhore email address and wanted to see how desperate people were. We were NOT GOING TO STEAL THE PIN, we just wanted to see if he really would be desperate to text the thing and be scared of being charged up the ass.




(5:13 PM) jon: hey whats up??
(5:13 PM) Melissa: hey
(5:13 PM) jon: damn your hott
(5:13 PM) Melissa: aw thank you
(5:14 PM) jon: so you have cam?
(5:14 PM) Melissa: i have one laying around here somewhere.
(5:14 PM) jon: lol you wanna get on so I can see who I'm talking too? I will if you will
(5:16 PM) Melissa: well I dont like being watched...
but.
if you can do me a favor ill do something special for you
(5:17 PM) jon: ok what might that be?

(5:17 PM) Melissa: what would you like honey.
(5:18 PM) jon: lol I was asking what favor you wanted lol
(5:18 PM) Melissa: oh
well, do you have a cell phone?
(5:18 PM) jon: yes i do
(5:20 PM) jon: let me guess you want my number for something??
(5:20 PM) Melissa: well maybe/
(5:21 PM) jon: and what that before?
(5:22 PM) Melissa: what?
(5:22 PM) jon: why would you want my cell number for? lol
(5:23 PM) Melissa: oh nothing
(5:23 PM) jon: come on now sweety you can tell me I just might give it to you
(5:24 PM) Melissa: how old are you?
(5:25 PM) jon: I'm in my 20's
(5:25 PM) Melissa: oo we are both legal
(5:25 PM) jon: oh yea
(5:26 PM) Melissa: guess what im doing right now
(5:26 PM) jon: sitting there in your panties talk on the p/c
(5:26 PM) Melissa: close..
(5:27 PM) jon: ok then tell what your doing?
(5:27 PM) Melissa: you have to guess
(5:28 PM) jon: lol ok your naked sitting there on the p/c or your hacking in to my system lol
(5:28 PM) Melissa: aww you can be more dirty than that!
(5:29 PM) jon: ok your sitting there naked play with your self...
(5:29 PM) jon: why dont you just get on cam and let me see what your doing..
(5:30 PM) Melissa: your gonna have to try harder than that honey
(5:31 PM) jon: lol ok well not to be rude but I'm realy realy horny like I havent had any in three months now. so if this not going anywere I'm ganno go
(5:34 PM) jon: hey are you there
(5:34 PM) jon just sent you a nudge.
(5:35 PM) jon: Sent a voice clip
(5:35 PM) jon just sent you a nudge.
(5:37 PM) Melissa: oh sorry i had to run to the restroom
(5:37 PM) jon: oh ok lol
(5:38 PM) jon: Sent a voice clip
(5:38 PM) Melissa: well. with that said...
if you do me a favor
(5:38 PM) Melissa: you will get something special.
(5:38 PM) jon: lol whats the favor???
(5:40 PM) jon: well baby whats the favor your wanting???
(5:40 PM) Melissa: whats your cell phone number?
(5:41 PM) jon: tell me why you want it first?

(5:41 PM) Melissa: i will need you to text something for me, but i need your number first.
(5:43 PM) jon: txt to who and what is it and can i get the something realy special first?
(5:43 PM) Melissa: im sorry but i dont go first.
(5:45 PM) jon: I know how this works you get my number then you leave and i get nothing but the big ass bill that you run up in my number lol
(5:46 PM) Melissa: if you think that, then i guess i cant show you anything special.
(5:48 PM) jon: lol guess not cause if you me to txt something for you you dont need my number you can tell me what to txt to what number
(5:50 PM) jon just sent you a nudge.
(5:50 PM) Melissa: ill just be honest.
(5:50 PM) Melissa: I need something for my little brothers birthday.
(5:51 PM) jon: and you was gonna give him my number or something??
(5:52 PM) Melissa: well no, see hes like totally obsessed with his game, and he wants a pin of sorts.
(5:53 PM) jon: a pin? what you mean?
(5:53 PM) Melissa: its for some silly subscription thingy
(5:54 PM) jon: what if I give a real cell number to use well you still do something special for me?
(5:55 PM) Melissa: if you text the number and give me the pin
i sure will.
(5:56 PM) jon: what this gonna run me on my bill baby
(5:57 PM) Melissa: oh like $7 i think.
(5:57 PM) jon: a month or what?
(5:57 PM) Melissa: only one time.
(5:57 PM) Melissa: it doesnt charge again.
(5:58 PM) jon: you wouldn't lie would you and why don't you do it on yours
(5:58 PM) Melissa: i broke my phone because my jerk boyfriend was screwning some skank behind my back.
(5:59 PM) jon: i don't know what do i get in return?
(6:00 PM) Melissa: hmm what would you prefer?
(6:01 PM) jon: to tell the truth I would love to go down on you and then fuck the shit out of you...
(6:01 PM) Melissa: well honey that would cost you extra.
(6:02 PM) jon: if I could do that tonight I would give you extra
(6:03 PM) Melissa: well.
other than that.
what can i show you?
(6:04 PM) jon: what you wanna show me maybe what you got between your legs and the brown eye?
(6:05 PM) Melissa: alright
(6:06 PM) jon: you show me one then I give you the number then show the other and I give you the pin.
(6:06 PM) Melissa: i know how you men are...
(6:07 PM) jon: no I give you my word I will if you show me one first cause i've been screwee on this before
(6:09 PM) Melissa: i dont know if i can trust you.
(6:10 PM) jon: you can trust me I'm the one thats worried cause i don't know if you gonna run the hell out of my bill
(6:14 PM) Melissa: if you want this tight pussy you need to go first.
(6:16 PM) jon: I;m not getting the pussy I just get to see it now if I could realy get it I'd give you what ever you wantted baby
(6:16 PM) Melissa: im sorry buddy but i wont show it either
(6:18 PM) jon: so you need my number it cant be one of my buddies
(6:19 PM) Melissa: if you make them text the number from the phone you tell me.
(6:20 PM) jon: i can try
(6:20 PM) Melissa: alright but you have to go first.
(6:21 PM) jon: ok i trying right now whats the number
(6:21 PM) Melissa: i need the number of the phone your using first.
(6:22 PM) jon: you gonna txt me the number?
(6:22 PM) Melissa: it wont work unless i have its number
(6:23 PM) jon: oh ok too bad
(6:24 PM) Melissa: so its a no?
(6:24 PM) jon: more then likely unless you show tits first
(6:25 PM) Melissa: i already told you, i dont trust men, especially after my asshole boyfriend.
(6:26 PM) jon: well honey I not a boy I'm 28 and i dont play around i dont lie
(6:27 PM) Melissa: that doesnt mean your any different?
(6:28 PM) jon: yea actualy it does
(6:29 PM) jon: one tit and i'll give you the number then after that Ill give you the rest
(6:29 PM) Melissa: its all or nothing honey.
(6:31 PM) jon: 731 642 8840
(6:31 PM) Melissa: and you are from the usa?
(6:32 PM) jon: Yea it TN
(6:33 PM) jon: lol thats not a real cell by the way lol
(6:33 PM) Melissa: hm it figures.
(6:34 PM) Melissa: i guess you dont want to see it that much.
(6:35 PM) jon: its a real number just not a cell
(6:35 PM) Melissa: well are you going to call or text it?
you can do both.
(6:35 PM) jon: i can call it
(6:37 PM) Melissa: well
if your going to do it
(6:37 PM) jon: you do know that i have all your information like your name your address and your p/c ip address so if you screw me i'll get whats owed
(6:37 PM) Melissa: call 1900 226 2324.
(6:39 PM) jon: it not work or something it wont ring
(6:42 PM) jon is now Offline

 

I actually go on the cam, put 2 oranges up my shirt, have a flirty convo then reveal that I am a man and give them the finger!

 

so thats wut ya do in ya free time lol?

 

holy fuck i just saw a spider on my wall!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

omfg kill it with fire

 

lulwut?