Post all your Dorito owns here

[Tom6669]

[17:12] <Annex`> cows are extinct now
[17:12] <Annex`> since doritio was able to walk to burger king

[17:14] <Annex`> i've seen him at the government offices too
[17:15] <Annex`> buying overweight and wide load permits

<Annex`> doritio calls himseld lays as an attempt to get himself in with the low fat chips


<Dorito> wait, what do i hear
<Dorito> is it silence?
<Jansen> Shut the fuck up
<Jansen> fatass
<Resident> ^^
<Resident> What he said
<Chase> Dude
<Dorito> oh, had to ruin the peace jansen
<Chase> i was just about to say that
<Chase> holy shit
<Dorito> scarey, eh?
* Dorito sets mode: -h Dorito
<Chase> What: Your fatness level or that me and Jansen thought the same?
<Dorito> both
<Chase> k

I've seen some other great ones that really make fun of Dortio's fatass, but these have to be the greatest so far.

 

[X D D X]

Rofl!! irc logs ftw

 

[WoW Sucks]

loool. poor dorito.

 

[X D D X]

There are a lot more to come.

 

[Tom6669]

[17:43] <mitz> Dorito is so fat when it was raining he used the freeway for a slip and slide.
[17:37] <Annex`> Dorito is so fat that it took mathematicians 59 years to figure out his exact waist size and by then he was bigger

 

[WoW Sucks]

<Annex`> <TDD> find me a download for LazyTown's album kk?
<TDD>
* SytheBot sets mode: +h WoW_Sucks
<TDD> lol Annex
<XDDX`> lol
<WoW_Sucks> Hello
<Atomic> you are so mad!!!!! you are wrong to. In my school i own many girls. i am not super handsome but the fatpage makes me a star. one teacher knows and hates becase the FATTYS ARE REAL PEOPLE! i call her profesora meatbeaf. her chair is very tired from the giant butt.
<TDD> i can't beleive how ugly iwndows xp skin is :S
<TDD> i havent seen it in along time on my own comp
<Annex`> dorito is the reason wholesale stores stay in business
<XDDX`> lol
<TDD> well
<TDD> just great
<mitz> ahahhahahaha
<mitz> fuck dude
<mitz> [17:37] <Annex`> Dorito is so fat that it took mathematicians 59
years to figure out his exact waist size and by then he was bigger
<TDD> windowblinds refuses to install skins
<mitz> funniest shit
<mitz> i've read all day
<mitz> ahahhaha fuck
<Atomic> 4m
<Atomic>
<Atomic> till iu have all the songs
<Annex`> dorito is so fat that when he was flying to america President bush thought the chinese were invading
<XDDX`> lol
<XDDX`> he can fly?
<TDD> lol
<TDD> he has magical flabtacular abilities
<Annex`> when towed by the space shuttles
<hand> His fat acts as a baloon
<XDDX`> ROFL!
<TDD> it's a peice of cake to bake a cake!
<Annex`> the reason that hitler lost ww2, dorito sat down while in combat
<TDD> lol
<XDDX`> HAHAHAHHA
<hand> ahahaahahahaha
<XDDX`> how do you think of all this??
* Resident has joined #sythe
* SytheBot sets mode: +v Resident
<Annex`> the reason that hitler lost ww2, dorito sat down while in combat
<XDDX`> its classic
<Annex`> res
<Annex`> we are doing dorito fat jokes
<Covey> anyone want anything, im going to town to gets some chips
<Covey> fine no food for you's
<Ryan> Covey, you can drop into my house with some hot chips
<mitz> Dorito is so fat, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide.
<mitz> he*
<Annex`> LOLOLOLOL
<XDDX`> lol
<TDD> no
<TDD> she
<TDD> actually neither
<Annex`> No need covey
<Ryan> COVEY
<TDD> it isn't male, so no mangina, nor female no vagina
<Annex`> dorito left his stash in the other room
<TDD> just a gina
<mitz> Dorito's so fat.
<mitz> that is all
<Annex`> but he cant fit through the door way to get it
<XDDX`> lol
<Atomic> he ate jenny AND craig
<XDDX`> rofl
<Annex`> Dorito is so fat that his sperm are blue whales
<XDDX`> rofl
<TDD> :O
<hand> aahahah
<hand> fuck that'd hurt.
<XDDX`> thats one big person

All i got.

 

[Tom6669]

Nice find!

 

[coach thorpe]

This is the irc lounge, not a flame fest. The same rules still apply... Be nice.