Post all your Dorito owns here

[17:12] <Annex`> cows are extinct now
[17:12] <Annex`> since doritio was able to walk to burger king

[17:14] <Annex`> i've seen him at the government offices too
[17:15] <Annex`> buying overweight and wide load permits

<Annex`> doritio calls himseld lays as an attempt to get himself in with the low fat chips


<Dorito> wait, what do i hear
<Dorito> is it silence?
<Jansen> Shut the fuck up
<Jansen> fatass
<Resident> ^^
<Resident> What he said
<Chase> Dude
<Dorito> oh, had to ruin the peace jansen
<Chase> i was just about to say that
<Chase> holy shit
<Dorito> scarey, eh?
* Dorito sets mode: -h Dorito
<Chase> What: Your fatness level or that me and Jansen thought the same?
<Dorito> both
<Chase> k

I've seen some other great ones that really make fun of Dortio's fatass, but these have to be the greatest so far.

 

Rofl!! irc logs ftw

 

loool. poor dorito.

 

There are a lot more to come.

 

[17:43] <mitz> Dorito is so fat when it was raining he used the freeway for a slip and slide.
[17:37] <Annex`> Dorito is so fat that it took mathematicians 59 years to figure out his exact waist size and by then he was bigger

 

All i got.

 

Nice find!

 

This is the irc lounge, not a flame fest. The same rules still apply... Be nice.