possiblle conversations with telemarketers

basically they bore you to tears, but i wanna compile a huge list of things you could say to them or things they could say to you to continue the conversation. You can be creative, tho keep it clean, and let your imagination run wild.


examples.

telemarketer: hello sir, i am from appl-
me: omg help! they are after me!
telemarketer: what is wrong sir?
me: they are coming for me by the dozen, help please!
telemarketer: would you like to buy the new iph-
me: therees no time! you must get help!


another one:

telemarketer: hello sir are you interested in buying a new lcd tv my panasonic?
me: no sorry, but could i interest you in buying a new printer?
telemarketer: what?
me: we have a wide range of printers, inkjets, lasers, bubblejets, some even have scanners.
telemarketer: excuse me but i am trying to sell you the new tv.
me:: buy mine and ill buy yours.
telemarketer: ...


one more

telemarketer: good evening sir, would you like to buy a-
me: CONGRATULATIONS! YOU JUST WON A NEW CAR!
telemarketer: i am not interested in a new car, i would like to sell you a-
me: this new car has a sunroof, drink holder and leather upholestry...
telemarketer: thats nice but as i was saying-
me: to claim your NEW CAR please come to 67 ham street and bring $6, 000, 000!
telemarketer: i do not wish to buy a new car
me: buy it or illl have you arrested.
telemarketer: whats wrong with you!?
me: many things, now buy the car or i will kill your family.
telemarketer: goodbye.



give any ideas u have! ;P

 

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