Poem for a girl.

[datpo]

I'm going to write a surprise poem to this girl and try to ask her to homecoming (gl to me). Can anyone help maybe give a nice poem or something and I can add on? (Pls no poems like roses are red violets are bogdan i wanna fuk you). Real poems only =l

If you write a poem and we go to homecoming together I'll pay you.

 

[Chris]

My name is Matt.
You are not fat.
You smell like sweet spice.
Wouldn't it be nice.
If you went to homecoming with me?

Your welcome.

 

[Hamouze]

Do you know any of her interests, hobbies, etc.? A random poem won't really tickle her fancy if it has nothing to do with her.

 

[Darbss]

don't ask her what colour her nipples are in the poem, doesn't go down well.

 

[datpo]

don't ask her what colour her nipples are in the poem, doesn't go down well.

I was going to ask so ty for the heads up

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're sexy
I want to fuck you

You aren't that easy
So this might be cheesy
But come to the homecoming dance with me.


Only kidding get some of her interests prior to laying down a poem fr her.

 

[Sanctuary]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to fuck you with a rake

 

[datpo]

pls dis es a srs thing

 

[Sanctuary]

pls dis es a srs thing

Wouldn't it be better if you wrote the poem yourself instead of taking one from someone else?

 

[ChrisN]

don't use a poem.

get a big sign, make it based off something she likes.

or use the meta:

It would be "BEARY" nice if you went to HC with me

and give her a big stuffed bear. works every time

 

[datpo]

Wouldn't it be better if you wrote the poem yourself instead of taking one from someone else?

Just wanna see what other people think.

I wrote this so far but not sure if it's good.

This is a secret
that I like you a lot

it seems you are
everything I want

from your amazing personality to your gorgeous looks
it's almost like I'm a fish on a hook

seeing you gives me butterflies
especially because of your amazing eyes

if this is weird don't worry its almost over
I just wanna say you're like a four leaf clover (special/one in thousands)

 

Just wanna see what other people thing.

I wrote this so far but not sure if it's good.

This is a secret
that I like you a lot

it seems you are
everything I want

from your amazing personality to your gorgeous looks
it's almost like I'm a fish on a hook

seeing you gives me butterflies
especially because of your amazing eyes

if this is weird don't worry its almost over
I just wanna say you're like a four leaf clover (special/one in thousands)

rate 8/8 m8. good shit.

 

[Darbss]

I'm sorry to say /b/rothers but corny poems are my specialty.

here's something i prepared earlier xDDDD

i know this is different
and i might look real weird
but give me a second
girl come over here

i might not be famous
or rich and athletic
or even good in bed..
and my cookings pathetic...

But i do have a foot long
just waiting for you
so lets go to homecoming
cause baby i choose you

and then throw a pokeball at her.

sitting in class
flicking boogers at the wall
i see beautiful girls
skinny and tall
but real beauty like yours
ive never seen
so what do you say
be my homecoming queen?

also trademark

 

[datpo]

fucking plan is ruined. I did this anonymously and she figured out who I was. gg guys I'm fucked

 

[DRSX]

i really hope this isnt the girl you been having problems with because she doesnt deserve a poem, i hope you moved on and that youre on a good path

 

[RS_Crispy]

Tie her up and take her with you. If she found out who you are via Sythe pay her in RSGP or Bitcoin.

 

[datpo]

i really hope this isnt the girl you been having problems with because she doesnt deserve a poem, i hope you moved on and that youre on a good path

yh this is a different girl

 

[Swan]

For future reference, half of what makes these sorts of poems corny as fuck is poor metre and simple rhyming schemes. It's fine to rhyme, but vary it around and don't try to rhyme perfectly. Put thought in to the building blocks behind the poem itself, and not just the words. In other words, figure out something unique, rather than something that sounds like it could have been come up with off the cuff.

As an example, here's an arrangement of a famous Shakespeare sonnet
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Hello girl, I'm afraid to speak
Runescape made my game so weak
But this poem should serve to show
That with you my sperms do flow

Your eyes are pretty, like Rune Kite Shields
Level 99 beauty is a skill that you might wield
To you this is jibberish, but to me it's life
Join me on Sythe, and be my wife

 

[Carbon]

I think somebody posted earlier about get a poster and right something on there. You can still do your poem on there, but on the poster you can make it look all colorful as well (that's what people at my school do when they ask somebody to homecoming).

Or what I thought was a pretty good idea is get two Starbucks/or any other coffee place that she might like (All girls love coffee) and get one with her favorite coffee and one with just an empty cup. Have them next to each other and and a paper that says "Homecoming?" and on the full cup of coffee says "Yes", and on the empty cup it says "No".