Darn.. so close... I would have found it funnier if the punchline were compressed... rather than giving the reader five more lines after they already read the gamestop line... so they know the rest is filler.
>ride my bike up to Gamestop and buy GTA V
My GTA 5 plan involved breaking up with my girlfriend and taking a week of work, couldn't do the latter but least I got rid of that bitch![]()
Oh yeah... haha I forgot you were the one who always talked junk about your gf haha =p.
i plan to buy copies and burn them in front of 14 year olds.

