OUT of SPOONSé

listen ive shit myself enough to know that I dont wa t that feeling ever again and I usually use spoons to scoop the crap out my ass but im on the toilet and im OUT of FRESH sPOONS

if anyone is out and about in the Kentucky région of Alabama can you swing by and give me a scoop i am desprate

 

[Juws]

I don’t eat with spoons at restaurants because they trap germs inside them

 

You millennials are so spoilt
In my day we had to use forks

 

[Juws]

We also had to pee pee pee

 

in my days, we had to poo poo poo

nobody brought me any spoons because of attitudes and opinions like this
i had to poo, wait 6 hours for it to solidify properly, then used hardened poo to scoop my poo

 

nobody brought me any spoons because of attitudes and opinions like this
i had to poo, wait 6 hours for it to solidify properly, then used hardened poo to scoop my poo

They say scoop for a man he’ll poop for a day
Teach a man to scoop and he’ll poop for a lifetime
Teach a man to make poop scoops from hardened poop and he’ll go to sith dot org and ask for a spoon
You know what we call this?
Entitlement
Be happy you can make poop scoops from hardened poop. Be happy with the poop you doot from your poop shoot and scoop with your poop scoop
And think of all the scoopless poopers pooping right now
And think of how lucky you are with your poop scoop made from hardened poop

 

[Aroxez]

anyone want to be my little spoon

 

They say scoop for a man he’ll poop for a day
Teach a man to scoop and he’ll poop for a lifetime
Teach a man to make poop scoops from hardened poop and he’ll go to sith dot org and ask for a spoon
You know what we call this?
Entitlement
Be happy you can make poop scoops from hardened poop. Be happy with the poop you doot from your poop shoot and scoop with your poop scoop
And think of all the scoopless poopers pooping right now
And think of how lucky you are with your poop scoop made from hardened poop

this is the most intelligible thing you have ever said

 

this is the most intelligible thing you have ever said

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