RecoveryKing
#1 Rapist

Hello everybody! I've decided to do this in the form of a DATING PROFILE! Exciting, right?
Gender:Male
Looking For: Money/Male/Female/Confused/TSTV
Age: 18
Location: Behind you
Height:7 feet 11 inches
Ethnicity:Troll
Education:GED, AKA Dropout
Relationship Status:What is a relationship?
Have Kids?: Can't find the kids store
Want Kids?: Yes. Wait, in which way?
Employment: Basement Dweller
Do you smoke?: Obviously
What is your alcohol use?: Extremely Heavy
Religion?: Sucks
Political?: No
Book?: What?
Movie?: Stop saying random words!
Video Game?:Okay, we're done here

