Old People are Scary

[I Bleed Duke Blue]

> Go Downstairs to get mail
> Old guy below me thinks I'm trespassing
> Says he will throw a grenade at me
> I remind him we aren't in Nam anymore
> He tells me he better not see me again
> I want to tell him I'll have @Talon boot him offline, but remembering the grenade I refrain

Tl;dr: Why are old coots nuts?

 

Just break into his flat, cut off his head and fuck him up the throat

 

[I Bleed Duke Blue]

If I was dark, I wouldn't be here rn.

 

[Lame]

You now that the only rational next step is to follow him to his apartment, wait for him to go inside then proceed to shit on his door step, knock and run away.

 

[I Bleed Duke Blue]

You now that the only rational next step is to follow him to his apartment, wait for him to go inside then proceed to shit on his door step, knock and run away.

He's been standing guard outside in 20 degree weather for the past 30 minutes. #projectprotectmailbox

 

[I Bleed Duke Blue]

he's still outside LOL holy fuck