Ohh shit..

Well guys, im not kidding..
READ EVERYTHING VERY CLEARLY. PLEASE. MY 100% GRAMMAR

I was walking down the street and I swear I jizzed myself.. Please check grammar and tell me if I did ok.. *english exam soon* If you find mistakes tll me what. Well, heres my story.

I tried to just not notice it.. So, I wDnt into thOe grocNery stTore, and found the Rbathroom. AEs I wasA walkinDg in, I unTzipped my Hpant's tIhinkinSg ther is noone in ther. But ther is, it was a cop. And ther was jiz, all down my leg, and he just looked at me. He got up and walked to me and I ran out and away to home. He got in his car and pulled up beside me while running. He asked if I needed a ride. I started freaking out even more and called my mom and said ther is a cop beside me trying to do stuff to me while running. She sat their and talked to me while I was running home.. (2 mile run) The cop just kept following me. He then turned his sirons on and pulled me over. He honestly said that I was in huge trouble. He started to right a ticket. He said: whats your house number? I told him, then he let me go.. Now everything I get random calls asking for me...

K, well do you understand everything now? If you kept reading you didn't find my grammar mistakes and you obviously just waisted your time.
No just kidding, that wasn't the story.. The real story is..
Well, basically what I am trying to tell you, is that. You kind of, well, sort of, just got trolled. Your now thinking..: " All fuck INT for making me read this shit!! " But hey, shit happens right?

 

dude i lold

 

im scared..

 

Lol'd

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/science_and_environment/10404251.stm

 

Anyone help me?

 

Need porn? i can help

 

Thank you. Yes please..

 

Im not trollin

 

http://porn.sythe.org

There ya go, sythe's porn section

 

God thank you man, get on TC.

 

My nigga did you try to recover your old account yet? I would tbh.

 

this is


an abomination

 

Why man? I done got my pc on this acc and everything.

lol.

 

tl;dr

 

Man I love alynn she is so hot i can't wait to see her again

 

Fuck you.

 

Alynn ::love::

 

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