OH ya

So today at work I told myself "If I can finish all this work in 20 minutes I am God". I finished all this work in 20 minutes so, I am God.

Hello, I am your new God.

 

[shane.]

your a crazy son of a bitch, but i like it. I said i would get all mine done in 30 minuets and i would be Jesus. I got it all done in 30 minuets so i guess im Jesus.

 

your a crazy son of a bitch, but i like it. I said i would get all mine done in 30 minuets and i would be Jesus. I got it all done in 30 minuets so i guess im Jesus.

Hello Jesus, you are my son. I am not disappoint.

 

[shane.]

Hello Jesus, you are my son. I am not disappoint.

I am glad i am worthy of you my father.

 

I am glad i am worthy of you my father.

Let's not get carried away, now.

 

[shane.]

Fine..I coulda had some fun with that lol.

 

god.








































LOL

 

[shawnvd]

Hi God, I don't believe in you.

 

[shane.]

@shawnvd

Prepare to be struck by lightning

 

[shane.]

Dont quite know why i am posting this here pic in this here thread, but its the spam forum so i dont guess it matters.

 

Oh that's like me on a Friday

 

[NickV]

Blupig isn't real? Fallacy.

 

[Jimmy]

You don't exist, blupig.

I sorry.

 

[shawnvd]

@shawnvd

Prepare to be struck by lightning

Yay cool, I'm also gonna win the lottery.

 

[Grave]

So today at work I told myself "If I rape this child, I am Satan". I just all over the child.

I'm Satan.

 

[Armyofgod]

God please forgive all these motherfuckers who are insulting you.
Blupig,ur cum is yellow
grave-ur cum is firey

 

[madhacker14]

I said if I made this boat in 20 minutes I'd be Captain Boomer, I completed it in 21, so I guess I'm Moses.

 

[AzzBr0]

few funnys

 

[Killer Mantis]

praise blupig, now bless me ye fucker!

 

[African]

bless me with fire breathing powers..