Oh, what a win.

René Descartes is in a bar at closing time. The bartender asks him if he'd like another drink. Descartes says, "I think not," and he disappears.

Taken from the signature of Shredderbeam2.

Discuss, etc.

 

i dont get it =\

 

You fail.

 

I fail. I fail at it. ??? Explainz0rs.

 

René Descartes a philosopher in 17th centuary ect. ect.

died of pneumonia

created the base of calculus

First noted to have sugested dualism

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/René_Descartes

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Rene Descartes was sitting at a bar. The bartender came over and asked if
he would like another drink. He replied, "I think not." And he vanished.

Heisenburg was also sitting at the bar. After Descartes vanished in a puff
of smoke, the bartender walked over to him and asked, "Did you see that?"
To which Heisenberg replied, "I can't be certain."

The bartender then noticed Einstein was there. So he asked him if he could
believe what had happened. Einstein replied, "It's all relative."

 

René Descartes stepped into some Canine feces.

"Shit."

Discuss.

 

^epic^

 

Cruel walks into a bar. The bartender asked "What do ya want?" and Cruel replies, "Whatever's hardest..."
So the bartender tosses him a glass and Cruel says "What the hell is this? I was talking about penis. What kind of lame gay bar is this?!"

 

^ Ohh Cruel... D:

 

hard liqor ect

 

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks 'Why the long face?'

Do I pass?

 

LOLOLOL + GRAVEDIG