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lol, conversation I had with some dude on bearshare... He randomly started IM'ing me.
smith-simon:
Dear Beloved in Christ,
My name is Rev. Smith Simon, I am in charge of the St.Vincent De
Paul Orphanage Center here in Southampton Hampshire in United
Kingdom. After much fasting and prayers, The almighty God revealed to
me that you have been appointed to be our representative in your
area.
me:
wtf.
smith-simon:
We have organizations and people in your area who are trying to
donate money to our charity but we don't have a representative in
your area to help us receive the donations and we shall be glad to
make you our representative and this will not occupy much of your
time.
me:
You scare me
smith-simon:
why???
me:
You're holy
smith-simon:
are you ready to help ???
me:
No.
smith-simon:
you can work for jesus
me:
I think jesus was phycotic
smith-simon:
me:
No.
me:
Guess what
smith-simon:
??
me:
I'm a satanist
smith-simon:
what do you mean by that???
me:
I follow the teachings of satan
smith-simon:
ol
me:
what?
smith-simon:
are you ready to make good money
smith-simon:
???
me:
I make good money already.
smith-simon:
we gona to have a deal
smith-simon:
are you ready?
me:
In english fag
smith-simon:
can you send out checks to peaople am reeady to pay you 300$n weekly
me:
Of course not, not for you
smith-simon:
u there?
me:
Yes
xstrmaxedx:
Are you black?
smith-simon:
but why???
me:
Are you black??
smith-simon:
since you are hard let do tjhis
smith-simon:
i need people like with a brave heart
me:
Are you black or not
smith-simon:
common let make money man
me:
Answer the fucking question
smith-simon:
no
me:
Then I won't work for you
smith-simon:
me:
I only work for satans niggers
smith-simon:
what about you
smith-simon:
are black?
me:
Why's your profile say you're from florida
me:
I'm white
me:
But niggers are better
smith-simon:
yeah that how i feel like
me:
You like the niggers better?
smith-simon:
yeah
me:
Nice
me:
But your holy?
me:
A holy nigger loving dude who says he's from the UK but his profile says florida?
me:
yes?
smith-simon:
forgety about all that man
smith-simon:
lets have adeal and make correct money
smith-simon:
ok
me:
Mmmkay
me:
But first
me:
I want you to say you enjoy but sex
smith-simon:
look
me:
?
smith-simon:
am not after all that straihgt to business
smith-simon:
if you will bear with me we will make money thogether
me:
Say that
smith-simon:
ok
me:
I won't talk to you unless you say that
smith-simon:
fuck
smith-simon:
yuo man
me:
why
smith-simon:
you are not serious
smith-simon:
i dont have to waste my time talking to you
smith-simon:
i have almost 10 guys working for me in the stat
smith-simon:
and i pay
me:
Sure you do
me:
I'll work for half the pay
me:
But you have to say that
me:
Not talking?
me:
biznatch
So yeah, that was odd. Some sort of scam going on there.
smith-simon:
Dear Beloved in Christ,
My name is Rev. Smith Simon, I am in charge of the St.Vincent De
Paul Orphanage Center here in Southampton Hampshire in United
Kingdom. After much fasting and prayers, The almighty God revealed to
me that you have been appointed to be our representative in your
area.
me:
wtf.
smith-simon:
We have organizations and people in your area who are trying to
donate money to our charity but we don't have a representative in
your area to help us receive the donations and we shall be glad to
make you our representative and this will not occupy much of your
time.
me:
You scare me
smith-simon:
why???
me:
You're holy
smith-simon:
are you ready to help ???
me:
No.
smith-simon:
you can work for jesus
me:
I think jesus was phycotic
smith-simon:
me:
No.
me:
Guess what
smith-simon:
??
me:
I'm a satanist
smith-simon:
what do you mean by that???
me:
I follow the teachings of satan
smith-simon:
ol
me:
what?
smith-simon:
are you ready to make good money
smith-simon:
???
me:
I make good money already.
smith-simon:
we gona to have a deal
smith-simon:
are you ready?
me:
In english fag
smith-simon:
can you send out checks to peaople am reeady to pay you 300$n weekly
me:
Of course not, not for you
smith-simon:
u there?
me:
Yes
xstrmaxedx:
Are you black?
smith-simon:
but why???
me:
Are you black??
smith-simon:
since you are hard let do tjhis
smith-simon:
i need people like with a brave heart
me:
Are you black or not
smith-simon:
common let make money man
me:
Answer the fucking question
smith-simon:
no
me:
Then I won't work for you
smith-simon:
me:
I only work for satans niggers
smith-simon:
what about you
smith-simon:
are black?
me:
Why's your profile say you're from florida
me:
I'm white
me:
But niggers are better
smith-simon:
yeah that how i feel like
me:
You like the niggers better?
smith-simon:
yeah
me:
Nice
me:
But your holy?
me:
A holy nigger loving dude who says he's from the UK but his profile says florida?
me:
yes?
smith-simon:
forgety about all that man
smith-simon:
lets have adeal and make correct money
smith-simon:
ok
me:
Mmmkay
me:
But first
me:
I want you to say you enjoy but sex
smith-simon:
look
me:
?
smith-simon:
am not after all that straihgt to business
smith-simon:
if you will bear with me we will make money thogether
me:
Say that
smith-simon:
ok
me:
I won't talk to you unless you say that
smith-simon:
fuck
smith-simon:
yuo man
me:
why
smith-simon:
you are not serious
smith-simon:
i dont have to waste my time talking to you
smith-simon:
i have almost 10 guys working for me in the stat
smith-simon:
and i pay
me:
Sure you do
me:
I'll work for half the pay
me:
But you have to say that
me:
Not talking?
me:
biznatch
So yeah, that was odd. Some sort of scam going on there.
