Oh Jesus's User Education Application. [PENDING]

[Oh Jesus]

Hey Oh Jesus here applying for User Educator.

Table of Content's:
(1) 100 Word's on why I think I should be a User Educator.
(2) SpyBot S&D Tutorial.
(3) AVG Anti-Virus Tutorial. (Four parts)
(4) mIRC Tutorial. (Re-done, More understandable then Chase's)
(5) Grouping/Un-grouping task's on your toolbar Tutorial.
(6) How to Defragment your computer.(Idk if this has been done.)


My 100 word's on why I think I should be a User educator.

Well I’ll start by saying how active I am on sythe, I get at least 9 hour's a day on sythe if not more. I answer any question to the best of my ability.
If I can't answer anyone's question I refer them to a person I personally think would be able to answer their question and help them out the most. I’m currently not a user educator as you can see, although I still try to help people the best I can. I’m frequently on IRC and sythe so anyone can confront me or add me to MSN to ask me a question, I will try to answer any question as long as it is a civil question and isn’t stupid.



Spybot – Search & Destroy

I will update when I find the DL link.

Spybot is a free program that removes adware (popups, advertising icons), spyware (monitoring your Internet usage), page hijacking (changing your home page) and other malicious problems.


It is recommended that you update Spybot from the Internet and scan your computer for problems every one to two weeks or when unusually behavior occurs.



To update from the Internet (you will need to connect to the Internet):

• Connect to the Internet.
• Double click on the Spybot icon on your desktop.
• Click on the Update button.

• Then click on the Search for Updates button.

• Tick each update that appears in the window.

• Then click the Download Updates button.

And you’re done Hope it helped. Oh Jesus.

To Scan for Problems (you do not need to connect to the Internet):

• If Spybot is not already running, double click on the Spybot icon on your desktop.
• Click on the Search and Destroy button.

• Click on the Check for Problems button to commence scan.

• When Spybot has finished checking, click Fix Selected Problems (Red entries represent spyware and similar threats, green entries represent usage tracks). Spybot will not harm any legitimate programs.

• When prompt appears asking to fix problems, click on Yes button.

• If Spybot cannot fix the problem now, it will offer to run again when the system restarts. This may be because the problem is loaded into the computers memory and cannot be terminated.
(Couldn't get a picture, it fixed all my problem's.)

Warning:
After using Spybot you may find that some programs, such as Kazaa or iMesh, have stopped working. This is because Spybot has removed the advertising content from theses programs. You can download and reinstall these programs but that is not recommended.

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My second tutorial is about the AvG Free Anti-Virus. In this Tut there is four parts’.

(1) Where to download a safe version of AvG Anti-Virus.
(2) How to update your AvG Anti-Virus.
(3) How to scan your computer with your AvG Anti-Virus.
(4) How to schedule scans.

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Part (1):

Where do you download a safe version?
A: http://www.download.com/3000-2239_4-10703202.html

Click the download now txt.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/1733/clickdownloadwd4.png

Click Save.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4026/savemw3.png

Save it where ever you want.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/9080/savetowu5.png

Now it should download.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/9429/downloadingpe3.png

Is it safe? Yes I scanned it for everyone to see.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/407/safexh5.png



Part (2)

How do you update your AvG Anti-Virus?

Open it from your desktop or where ever you saved it.
Click the update tab.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6731/clickupdateiu2.png

Now it will start downloading updates. (If you haven't got the latest version (Like me)

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4268/updatingsn8.png

Congratulation’s you have updated your AvG Anti-Virus program.



Part (3)

How do you scan your computer with your AvG Anti-Virus?

Open it from your desktop or where ever you saved it.
Click on the Text Center tab.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3734/clicktestoc8.png

Click Scan computer tab.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6440/clickscannx8.png

Now it should be scanning your computer.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6522/scanningzb2.png

When it has finished it will show you what/if anything was infected (UNSAFE).

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7972/scanresultqe5.png

You have successfully scanned your computer.



Part (4)

How do you schedule scans?

Open it from your desktop or where ever you saved it.

Click Test Center.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3734/clicktestoc8.png

Click Schedule.

http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/5070/clickschedulefh8.png

(Couldn't start new schedule due to this is the free version.)
Click on the schedule and click edit schedule.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4402/editschedulerr4.png

Edit schedule details eg. Time to scan, scan if missed.

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9431/editdetailskq7.png


And there is my second tutorial.

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Hey this is my easy to understand more detailed guide to installing/joining sythe's mIRC server.
Hope you enjoy, although there's a tutorial done already I thought this would make it easier for the user's who
Don’t understand Chase's version (Link Below)


Have you been wanting to get onto Sythe's IRC channel but never knew how?
I will attempt to educate you on how to download/install and use IRC.
(With some help from Chase's Tutorial and with adding more pictures’s.): http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=184194
(Also understandable text.)


The first thing you need to do is get an IRC client.
You can go that by going to www.mirc.com/get.html
And selecting your mirror (a mirror is where you live, and if it doesn't have where you live on there, just select somewhere close).

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6992/savewherepc6.png

Once you have downloaded it, open it from where ever you chose to save it and click "Run"

Click the next to start the setup wizard as shown below.

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6688/clicknextzp5.png
Then click I Agree to the term's&condition's.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4128/clickagreepz7.png

Click next again to choose install location.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4438/clicknext2cr6.png

If you have already had mIRC and the folder already exists (like me) it will show this. Just click yes.

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2883/clickyesho5.png

Click next again to choose start menu folder.

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/5653/clicknext3mw9.png

Select additional task's and click next again.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5601/clicknext4cl7.png

Choose component's then click next again.

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1015/clickwhattoinstallthennow5.png

Now you are ready to install mIRC click the install button.

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/6821/clickinstallan4.png

Now Click finish to finish the installment and open it where you installed to.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/5691/clickfinishvb6.png

Part (2) of the tutorial.

How to use mIRC to get to sythe's Channel.

When you first open mIRC this window will pop up, just click "Continue".

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/2016/clickcontinuegd5.png

Now the detail's screen should pop up, fill in detail's as shown below.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/2721/fillindetailsje3.png
(NOTE: If your nickname is already taken, you won’t be able to register it as your own.)

Now how to register, type in /nickserv register (your password here) (your email here).
(Also show's basic command's)

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9708/registerandcommandshc1.png

Now to identify the nickname you registed, type in /nickserv identify (your password here).
(NOTE: Won’t work with incorrect password.)

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/4662/identifypasskv3.png

Now that you are registed/identified, you can now join sythe's irc server.
Type in the box, /server irc.sythe.org. This will connect you to the server.

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4841/typeinboxzs5.png

Now that you are connected to the server, a box will pop up. In the box type #sythe and click join.

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/830/typesytheuc4.png


Congratulation’s you have joined sythe's mIRC server and now can talk with sythe member's.

http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/4985/gratsinsythecs7.png


I hope you enjoy the tut and find it more understanding then Chase's. This is my third Tutorial.

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Hey this is my fourth tutorial...Have you ever been annoyed by your toolbar grouping or not grouping your application's?
Well in this tutorial I’ll show you how to ungroup and group up task's on your toolbar.
Also I’ll show you how to show quick launch application's.

Does your toolbar look like either one of these?

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1212/annoyingbarlr7.png

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9634/wantitlikethisca7.png

And would you prefer it to be the opposite? Like either one of these again.

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1212/annoyingbarlr7.png

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9634/wantitlikethisca7.png

It's very simple, you can group task's the same way you ungroup them.

Right click your toolbar and click property’s.

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/3429/clickpropertieszj8.png

Now click the box to group/ungroup your task's.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/135/clickgroupgi4.png

Now it will look like this if you grouped your task's.

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/1212/annoyingbarlr7.png

And if you ungrouped it will look like this.

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/9634/wantitlikethisca7.png

Now to show quick launch for your application's beside start.

Right click your toolbar and go to property’s again.

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/3429/clickpropertieszj8.png

Now click the box to show/hide quick launch.

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5500/clickquicklaunchyz6.png

Now your new bar will look like this.

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/509/newbartk7.png

And that's how you group/ungroup task's and show quick launch on your toolbar

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Ok and for my fifth tutorial I am going to show you how to defragment your computer.

First off go to Start > All Program's > Accessories > System Tool's > Disk Defragmenter.

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/6119/clickdiskdefragco3.png

Now click analyze.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7389/clickanalyzesq9.png

It should do this.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/1199/analyzingxa0.png

Ok once it has finished analyzing, a window will appear saying view report or defragment. Click defragment.

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/5623/clickdefragmentpq1.png

Now it will be defragging. (Clearing file's and compacting them and such.)

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/7772/defragingnp6.png

Now your defragmentation is complete you can either view the report or just close. (Doesn't really matter.)

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/1129/clickveiworcloseem6.png

Thank-you and I hope these tutorial's helped you. Good luck on your choice of making or not making me user educator.

 

[el-loco-uno]

Hope you get it cuz we like to hold hands ( ask jenna bout that one ) Lol. Seriously tho, good luck jewsus.

 

[Oh Jesus]

Hope you get it cuz we like to hold hands ( ask jenna bout that one ) Lol. Seriously tho, good luck jewsus.

Thank's lol yeah she/he is kinda weird. :\

Spell checked and checked for error's nothing wrong etc, tell me if I missed anyhting.

 

[Quhx]

2, 3 and 6 have been done before, but yours are quite nice Well explained, all clear, lots of screenshots

I'd say: Hope you get accepted, but try to change 2/3/6

 

[Oh Jesus]

2, 3 and 6 have been done before, but yours are quite nice Well explained, all clear, lots of screenshots

I'd say: Hope you get accepted, but try to change 2/3/6

:\ I looked through the thread Deacon made about the posted application's i'm pretty sure I didn't see either 2, 3 or 6.

EDIT: Thank's for the comment though.

 

[WoW Sucks]

You say you don't get respected dude...I get atleast 3 noob's a day ask me question's via adding me on MSN or via PM. If they need eucation why the fuck can't they go to the forum where they will be helped instead of asking me! "A non user educater" Why should I have to answer their question's when I'm not even a user ed...I do it anyway trying to help out. Then what do I get? I get blocked not even thanked just blocked..Anyone else who add's me or PM's me about anything will get a simple "FUCK OFF" for now on.

I'M NOT A USER EDUCATER SO STOP ASKING ME QUESTION'S! GO TO THE RIGHT SECTION AND ASK FFS!

Not the right attitude, that could be the reason you are denied =/

 

[Oh Jesus]

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Not the right attitude, that could be the reason you are denied =/

Yes wow suck's but the reason i said that was because i'm not even a user ed yet and i'm getting like ton's of question's...if i have to answer question's I atleast want the appropriate rank.

 

[Jenna_luvz_ya]

I am Positive that the one on De Fragmentation has been done before whether it was a guide or in someone's application. Not sure about 2 or 3 though.

 

[Quhx]

Ow, my bad xD I knew I saw it somewhere, but it was already yours :$

Sorry, GL getting accepted, nice app But mind your attitude

 

[Oh Jesus]

I am Positive that the one on De Fragmentation has been done before whether it was a guide or in someone's application. Not sure about 2 or 3 though.

Ok If you find it tell me but I didn't find it when searching through deacon's post.

 

[Oh Jesus]

Ow, my bad xD I knew I saw it somewhere, but it was already yours :$

Sorry, GL getting accepted, nice app But mind your attitude

Eh Np lol, It's happend 3 time's now

 

[Macroman]

Oh-jesus,
I never heard of you until i saw you on Irc, I have Noticed how intelligent,Friendly and Helpfull you are.

I hope you're user education Application goes well, Very nice tutorials they help allot.
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To the Voters

Oh-Jesus always has a positive attitude and Is helpfull as i stated above and I think he would make a very good User Educator.
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Great Work 0h-Jesus

 

[Oh Jesus]

Oh-jesus,
I never heard of you until i saw you on Irc, I have Noticed how intelligent,Friendly and Helpfull you are.

I hope you're user education Application goes well, Very nice tutorials they help allot.
_________________________________________________________________
To the Voters

Oh-Jesus always has a positive attitude and Is helpfull as i stated above and I think he would make a very good User Educator.
_________________________________________________________________

Great Work 0h-Jesus

Thank-you macroman how ever I posted a message a while back when I got pissed off with people pming me (A non user educator) and asking me question's they could ask a User ed. So unfortunately that could be used against me.

 

[Atemu]

Your text is to large. If you think I'm going to read size 100 text, think again, try size 2, etc.

 

[Oh Jesus]

Your text is to large. If you think I'm going to read size 100 text, think again, try size 2, etc.

Changed to size 2

 

[Deacon Frost]

Size 2 didn't even really make a difference. Btw you better not just vote no for me because you don't like me.

They can vote how they wish, if they don't supply a reason, then their vote is void.

As to what WoW_Sucks said, that is true, be careful. A lot of our User Educators are getting the talk of "maturity" and how they should act mature. Any more posts like that, and you will have problems.

You help people without the rank, you get the rank so people know who to go to for help... it's not a treat, it's a duty.

Very nice application nonetheless.


Dear Oh Jesus,

Thank you for applying to be a part of the User Education team. Your application has been viewed, and is set to Pending. Presently, a poll on whether the User Education team feels your application should be approved or denied has been created.

If at any point you desire to change something in your application, simply inform us, via post, of what changes occurred. Sometimes the smallest tweak can change a User Educator's vote. Should you wish to withdrawal your application at any time, please notify a Head User Educator, and they will remove it.

Again, good luck on being accepted.

Pending.

 

[mage3158]

Yes wow suck's but the reason i said that was because i'm not even a user ed yet and i'm getting like ton's of question's...if i have to answer question's I atleast want the appropriate rank.

What you can't answer questions when your not user ed? :S

If I was user ed, because of this post I would give you a no.

 

[T4ank]

Good luck bro, I like your guides, detailed and such.

 

[Oh Jesus]

What you can't answer questions when your not user ed? :S

If I was user ed, because of this post I would give you a no.

I didn't want to answer question's at the time I said that message :\ and I was getting annoyed when they kept coming to me instead of asking the correct people that could help them. Now i've been answering any question I get asked.

Thank-you all for commenting and such and GL to me.

 

[Oh Jesus]

They can vote how they wish, if they don't supply a reason, then their vote is void.

As to what WoW_Sucks said, that is true, be careful. A lot of our User Educators are getting the talk of "maturity" and how they should act mature. Any more posts like that, and you will have problems.

You help people without the rank, you get the rank so people know who to go to for help... it's not a treat, it's a duty.

Very nice application nonetheless.


Dear Oh Jesus,

Thank you for applying to be a part of the User Education team. Your application has been viewed, and is set to Pending. Presently, a poll on whether the User Education team feels your application should be approved or denied has been created.

If at any point you desire to change something in your application, simply inform us, via post, of what changes occurred. Sometimes the smallest tweak can change a User Educator's vote. Should you wish to withdrawal your application at any time, please notify a Head User Educator, and they will remove it.

Again, good luck on being accepted.

Pending.

Thank's Deacon, sorry I told him that i'll edit it now.