a review on twilight by an Alpha male

You might be wondering what an alpha male like me was doing watching something as beta as the "Twilight" franchise. Some really unsociable and demeaning friends decided to suggest the movie to me obliging me to watch the rest with them (chloe scrub and eren scrub). The setting is somewhere in America where an undercover fantasy world of werewolves and vampires are a reality. The protagonist Bella aka Beta female makes some questionable decisions presenting and utilising her astonishing low IQ for a normal human categorizing her into the beta female section of our species tree. Bella's first mistake was becoming an actress because she looks like an uckerz baddaz. Additionally, she is white, therefore no audience feels any sympathy for her because her great grandad was a slave trader. Furthermore, she went back to Edward after several months of Edward's absence due to no reason at all. The point of me bringing these mistakes to the spotlight is to demonstrate that the protagonist of the movie has an amazingly low beta IQ of 12 and a half. This inevitably leads to the audience's frustration as we see Edward getting Bella whipped on him even though he has a ridiculously disgusting complexion and some sideburns that even the people in the 1900's are asking for the style back. The character Jacob is seen as an Alpha male and the most emotionally attached to Bella in the first 2 or 3 movies. However, this quickly changes in the 3rd or 4th movie when the Jewish director realises all the white fangirls love Edward. Using his power, the director casts Jacob into the shadow presenting him as a beta male throughout nearly every scene in the rest of the movies. Overall, this is a completely massive waste of time that I can't get back, so I might ask Chloe for some btc for the nuisance it's caused me. I recommend that if your gyal wants to watch this, you should alternatively suggest heading to the nearest hardware store and purchasing a fine quality rope and then proceeding to neck and kys. s/o and vouch for veng.

 

@loneofflaner you clearly have 195 IQ

 

I actually hate love you

 

didn't read
can i get a tldr?

 

Thanks @veng

 

Sorry for bringing such cancer to the site :l

 

First Veng and now this? Fuck it I've had enough

Immigration Enforcement - GOV.UK

Gg fam back on the rubber dinghy

 

you can read the conclusion which is usually towards the end of a review you scrub. kys.

 

Bella, aka beta cunt*

 

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