Official newfag test

[Grave]

Many people claim to be oldfags and many people believe they are automatically oldfags by being a member for a few years or having a high post count. However, true oldfags will past the five tests below. Being an oldfag is not just a status, it's a way of life-.-

Test #1
Used report a spammer button to actually report a spammer?
NEWFAG

Test #2
Ever made a thread in spam forum without it receiving a reply?
NEWFAG

Test #3
Got moderator within 1 year of being a member?
NEWFAG

Test #4
Less than 2 pages of infractions and not banned at least once?
NEWFAG

Test #5
Calling yourself an oldfag, ever
NEWFAG

 

[Wolfdog]

I'm...

 

[red0roses]

The peripheral nervous system is composed of the somatic nervous system which is voluntary and the autonomic nervous system which is involuntary. The somatic nervous system arouses the body to mobilize for action. E.g. Fight or flight. The autonomic system is further subdivided into the sympathetic and parasympathetic systems...

 

[Laptop65]

I passed all but #1 and #3.

 

[Grave]

I passed all but #1 and #3.

aka you failed and you're a newfag, idiot

 

[red0roses]

Afferent nerves are sensory nerves which carry information to the brain/spinal cord.

 

[Delta Squad]

i strangely passed this test.. i have 2 pages of infractions rofl

 

[Gurtaton]

so are you a newfag or an oldfag, graves

 

[red0roses]

Acetylcholine-affects learning, muscles, and memory. A deficits can result in alzheimers.

 

[Grave]

so are you a newfag or an oldfag, graves

whatever u want me to be baby-.-

 

[Laptop65]

aka you failed and you're a newfag, idiot

half*

idiot

 

[UniversalHacks]

Lol rule 3 is just because you're upset that you got passed up for mod, don't lie.

 

[Grave]

half*

idiot

yeah just like you're half a fag m8, and how half your friends hate you, and half of your parents are ashamed for ever birthing you

 

[red0roses]

Endorphins are naturale opiates that shield the body from pain and can increase happiness.

 

[Sypherz]

Test #1
Used report a spammer button to actually report a spammer?

check.

Test #2
Ever made a thread in spam forum without it receiving a reply?

check.

Test #3
Got moderator within 1 year of being a member?

check.

Test #4
Less than 2 pages of infractions and not banned at least once?

pass.

Test #5
Calling yourself an oldfag, ever

pass.


I think that, considering I passed the two most important ones, I can be considered a regular fag? Sort of like a state of SF like limbo that no one really cares about.

 

[Laptop65]

yeah just like you're half a fag m8, and how half your friends hate you, and half of your parents are ashamed for ever birthing you

Hey Grave were you born on the motorway?

Because that's where most accidents happen rofl

 

[Rockerr]

Guess im not a newfag.

 

[red0roses]

Anyglala- documentation of objects, food, mate selection, social rivals, and emotional awareness.

 

[S]

Guess I'm an Oldfag, even thought Im not lol. But passed all those thingsss. Banned 2x for infractions zzzz

 

[Laptop65]

Oh no I failed #4 also.