Official Jokes Thread

[Toxic Frenzy]

David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly.

Posh asks him why hes celebrating. He answers

"Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."

"And that's good?" asks Posh.

"You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."

Hehe ^.^

 

[Toxic Frenzy]

My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings,

bought me one of those mood rings so that she could monitor my mood.

We discovered that, when I am in a good mood,

it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood,

it leaves a big f'ing red mark on her forehead.

Lol

 

[Toxic Frenzy]

Madeleine McCann Joke below!!!!!








What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope?

The Pope died a virgin.

 

[Toxic Frenzy]

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "F off! You won't bring it back."

 

[shakaka]

One day a kid was in class and the teacher is talking about evolution.

The kids like "i believe in god and i dont want to talk about this"

so the teacher is like "look out the window"

so he does and the teacher says "do you see god?"

he says "no" and she says "thats because he doesn't exist."

the kid then says "class, look at the teacher, do you see her brain?"

they say "no"

"thats because it doesn't exist."

 

[perc]

What do two gay guys do with glow in the dark condoms?

They play starwars!!

 

[Tim33]

Yo momma is so fat - when she layd down on the beach greenpeace came to roll her back into see , because they thought she was a walrus

 

[sourballz]

crank that mum ...

 

[x.DisasterPiece.x]

"3 Brazilian soldiers died this morning"

LOL. PWNT.

 

[mega mix]

ur mum so dum she got run ova a parked car rofl

 

[mega mix]

haha all the jokes are funny

 

[Kîllã Vîøléñ¢ë]

Two WONGS doesn't make a WHITE

 

[Pure All The Way]

lmao at ur sig
you so dumb u fall up the stairs and defie gravity

 

[inpherus]

Dey Tuk Ourrrrr Jeebs

 

[Ivo09]

Racist Jokes Below, don't look if you get offended.







Know the differance between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

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Know the differance between a mexican and dirt?

Me neither.

lmao dude.... im against racism and i laughed my head off. Ure good.

 

[Ivo09]

yo mommas so fat when she pushed "up" in an elavator it went down.

 

[monkey6562]

what did the 5 gay guys in a hot tub say when a condom floated to the top?

who farted?

 

[#1killa]

My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings,

bought me one of those mood rings so that she could monitor my mood.

We discovered that, when I am in a good mood,

it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood,

it leaves a big f'ing red mark on her forehead.

Lol

that made me lol like * 10

 

[Merchant Millz]

Your mom is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck

 

[5w33t p00p3r]

Whats the diffence between a bucket o' shit, and a black person??