[Official] DDoS Thread - Requests / Booters welcome

Okay after self-ddosing myself a bit, I've come to the realization that I need some help booting both myself and other people off. That is where this thread comes in. This is a thread where Sythe members can freely request a DDoS.

However, me and the degenerates of Sythe don't have enough booters to power all of the requests, so anyone willing to DDoS are also welcome to post!

Thanks! Happy Festivus!

 

Can you please DDoS me?

What would you need besides my IP Address and Social Security Number?

 

Requesting DDoS on @Gun

 

fuck it ddos that faggot @Furreal

also @BumBum

and that hick @Gun

 

Can you please DDoS me during finals week which is in another week or so? It would really help, man. I'll be forever grateful.

 

stfu cuck @Sythe ban these fags i see you on here nigga

 

Lol fgt ill fk u

 

Credit Card numbers and any BTC wallets will help make sure you're offline for a long, long time. Thanks!

Oh man... alright we'll work on these requests. Thanks bb.

But you need the Internet to study for finals. I cannot in good faith DDoS you for this.

But who am I to turn down a customer?