Offensive Jokes/Memes Thread

[Sanctuary]

Q: What's the difference between Jews and Santa?
A: Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

 

[Add My Msn]

"May I take your order?" the blonde waitress asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," she replied, "we just tell them straight out that theyre going to die."

 

[Add My Msn]

What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever.

 

[Govind]

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Wait a minute, where's my lightbulb?

 

[Add My Msn]

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

 

[Exo]

What do you call black people in a swimming pool

- Coco pops.

 

[Add My Msn]

Why do Canadian's do it doggystyle? So they can both watch the hockey game.

 

[Exo]

What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!

 

[Exo]

How do you get a nigger to leave you alone?
Throw him a basketball!

 

[Sanctuary]

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a clown car?
A: 100. 4 in the seats and 96 in the ashtray.

 

[Xier0]

Why don't black people go on cruises?
They're not falling for that one again.

 

[Xier0]

What's the worst part about being a black jew?
You sit in the back of the oven.

 

[Xier0]

what's the best part of fucking 21 year olds?
there are 20 of them.

 

[Xier0]

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was GHERFERGER!!!

 

[Xier0]

What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

what's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape

 

[Xier0]

Did you hear the one about the child with AIDs? It never gets old.

 

[Add My Msn]

 

[Govind]

A Mexican and a Black person are in a car. Who's driving?

The cop!

 

10/10 would read again

 

[Exo]

What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.