ODE TO White kid that rap.

Funny little poem I wrote. I think you'll find it entertaining. Tell me what you think.


No, I do not sell drugs, I do not drive a Caddy.
I have Never been in jail and yes I know my daddy.
No, I have not been shot at, and probably never will.
I have never snorted coke from a rolled up dollar bill.
No, I do not smoke Newports, nor am I black or brown.
Yes, I do say nigga, (only when they're not around).
Yes, I do like mayonnaise and I have lived in a Mobile Home.
Yes, I am really pale, and I have minutes on my Mobile Phone.
Yes, I do like rap music, and lots of rap musicians.
Yes, I can name more rappers, than active politicians.
I actually like to rap you see, and that is not a sin.
Why can't we whites just R-A-P (I blame Eminem)
No, I do not think I'm black, nor do I want to be.
I do not need a special fund, or a month of history.
White rappers are rappers too, of this you can be sure
The only difference is we have a better credit score.
No longer will you judge me, because I like rap instead of pop
By the color of my skin, or the fact that I like the cops.
You see my name is Abernathy, and I don't like to brag
But... I spit nasty flows like period blood, When a bitch is on the rag.
Except I spit that real shit, all days of the month.
Unlike a menstrual cycle, which flow betwixt thine cunt.
People always ask me, how do you come up with these things?
I say.."Well, I'm like a tampon thief, I had to pull some strings"
This was my two cents, about white kids who like rapping.
Thank you all for reading, though you're probably alt+tabbed fapping.
The most important thing you'll learn today, If you're white and are not mixed...
Don't EVER say the nigger word, you stupid cracker bitch.
Remember!
If you want to be a famous white rapper, and you think you have the wit
Don't quit your job at burger king, you sorry piece of shit.
You're white.....

THE END

 

Duke university sucks. Try UNC

 

I read all of it, wasn't TOO bad (my anti-rap nature ).

 

I'd rather eat horse cum than be a Heels fan. Try having taste.

 

Reported OP for homosexuality.

 

Wouldn't that be bestiality?

 

Jus checkin' if you live in the area

 

Will the real slim shady please shut the f**k up.