Oddest Runescape Happening?

Oddest? Idk. And I've been playin for 5 years+

 

oh the oddest thing was: my friend let me borrow his whip and i accidentally high alched it lol
so i spent like an hour getting money to buy a new one =]

 

Funny but sad at the same time.

 

When runescape rolled back a day or 2. I lost the stats which i gained that day.

 

in game player i was on my way to varrok(no tele runes-.-) Then a female play aproched me (lvl3) saying s
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x for cash like that i was like wtf and starter cooking food infront of me and said 3k please

 

Wierdest thing hapened to me was when i bought a cracker. it felt unreal. I went from beeing a noob that had 27m to a guy who owned a cracker worth 107m in less than a year.

 

Um. When a girl char was hitting on me and asked to cyber.

 

my oddest would be when I alched my friends Santa =\
I was like uhh there's a lil prob
He just sad WTF!

 

I alched my phat and bought a beginners map.

 

When I quit, it was satisfying yet weird.

 

Lmao!

 

Oddest thing... Winning white p hat from a tank ranger when i 2 hit them with dds specs..

did 72 damage in 2 specs at 69 combat was the oddest feeling ever...

 

Lies...You get no money from alching p hats gf

 

Some girl asked me if she was "Perdy"

I replied to the wrong person..

"Sure whatever, your 'perdy'"

Shit, annoying lil

 

Most of the times, when I'd be talking to my friends, joking about sexuality, and i'd reply it to the wrong person on my list.

 

probably when i went to barrows for two weeks then i tried logging on to find i was banned for password scamming... the appeal was denied as soon as i refreshed the page and the account was perm banned =)

this has happened to me 3x so far and ive lost a combined 220m+ experience and over 500m gp, yet i still play this game because i rely on it to keep me entertained

 

weirdest thing would have to be when i was mage staking this guy for 29mil and for some reason i couldn't hit him.. yet he could attack me with a fricken nooby sara casts didn't stake that guy ever again, but there were some funky glitches in the duel arena.

 

Oh and another thing.

I clicked the "Exit Crater" in Bounty Hunter and appeared in lumby swamps. Right on this 126, It was in F2P.

I thought J Mod teled me.