First, a little history.
I was born on the planet Krypton. When I was just a baby I was sent to save the earth from the grasps of evil. Besides super strength, laser vision, the ability to fly, and a humongous dong, my powers include the ability to inspire hope across the nation and wrestle Kodiac bears. Those are the largest bears. They've been known to reach 18 feet tall. I've saved Japan from Godzilla twice; on the second such occasion Rodan and Mothra came to Goidzilla's aid. Luckily Godira is in my administration and his three heads proved to be excellent politcal advisors in my campaign of pain. Once, Godzilla came to New York, but thanks to my steel gavel of justice and my fists of freedom, New York and Matthew Broderick were safe again. Currently I am serving as a senator in the great state of Illinois, or as I like to call it ILL-a-NOISE. I also serve as Captain Awesome and The Avenger of Planet Earth. There has been much talk about my plans for the future. To be honest, not even I know what the future holds in store. Just kidding, I'm omniscient.
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When asked who he'd like to meet, he replied-
Hillary Clinton so I can show her whats up. Also, I wish I could meet Abraham Lincoln. Not that I can't, I can travel through time, I just havn't had the time. I can also speak to the dead. So you can see my dilemma, should I go visit him in the past or conduct a seance to channel his spirit from the netherworlds? Time travel is uncormfortable and often makes me queazy. Also, I don't like the food of the 1860's. However, Ghost Lincoln, after being assassinated, would most likely be bitter and resentful. I don't think he would enjoy an in depth discussion of the current geo-politcal situation.
I rest my case.
I was born on the planet Krypton. When I was just a baby I was sent to save the earth from the grasps of evil. Besides super strength, laser vision, the ability to fly, and a humongous dong, my powers include the ability to inspire hope across the nation and wrestle Kodiac bears. Those are the largest bears. They've been known to reach 18 feet tall. I've saved Japan from Godzilla twice; on the second such occasion Rodan and Mothra came to Goidzilla's aid. Luckily Godira is in my administration and his three heads proved to be excellent politcal advisors in my campaign of pain. Once, Godzilla came to New York, but thanks to my steel gavel of justice and my fists of freedom, New York and Matthew Broderick were safe again. Currently I am serving as a senator in the great state of Illinois, or as I like to call it ILL-a-NOISE. I also serve as Captain Awesome and The Avenger of Planet Earth. There has been much talk about my plans for the future. To be honest, not even I know what the future holds in store. Just kidding, I'm omniscient.
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When asked who he'd like to meet, he replied-
Hillary Clinton so I can show her whats up. Also, I wish I could meet Abraham Lincoln. Not that I can't, I can travel through time, I just havn't had the time. I can also speak to the dead. So you can see my dilemma, should I go visit him in the past or conduct a seance to channel his spirit from the netherworlds? Time travel is uncormfortable and often makes me queazy. Also, I don't like the food of the 1860's. However, Ghost Lincoln, after being assassinated, would most likely be bitter and resentful. I don't think he would enjoy an in depth discussion of the current geo-politcal situation.
I rest my case.
Well anywayz back to the topic yeah Obama is kick ass and will p0wn Hillary Clinton this election pl0x 
