Numbers 22:30

[JohnK]

And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.

 

when is your mission you mormon e-warrior

 

[I KO I]

The english version:

The donkey said to Balaam, "Am I not your own donkey, which you have always ridden, to this day? Have I been in the habit of doing this to you?" "No," he said.

 

[Noam]

וַתֹּאמֶר הָאָתוֹן אֶל-בִּלְעָם, הֲלוֹא אָנֹכִי אֲתֹנְךָ אֲשֶׁר-רָכַבְתָּ עָלַי מֵעוֹדְךָ עַד-הַיּוֹם הַזֶּה--הַהַסְכֵּן הִסְכַּנְתִּי, לַעֲשׂוֹת לְךָ כֹּה; וַיֹּאמֶר, לֹא.

Fucking horrible translations yall got there. This verse refers to a retarded donkey going to a bar and talking to the bartender Bal'am which is pronounced with a Voiced pharyngeal fricative, and the donkey says gimme a beer you had sex with me and I let you do that to me, and the bartender says no.

 

[mage3158]

Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike
down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

 

[Konner for 2012]

I'll lay my vengeance upon you. (° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[JohnK]

donkeys can talk in the bible!!!!!!