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1.)
Nuclear war survival is all about the art of mimicking.
a.) You will need to disguise yourself as a cockroach. Cockroaches are resistant to radiation which is very harmful to humans such as yourself.
2.)
It is easy to survive if you are in school or in an office, simply follow:
G.U.D.P.P.M.D.D.
Get under desk, pray, pray more, don't die!
3.)
Try not to be in direct contact with the nuclear bomb itself, if you are in said radius you should see section 6.
4.)
Make a survival kit packed with your cockroach suit and food (canned, non-perishable food is recommended).
5.)
It is advisable to own a gun to fight off any mutants or other survivors you may encounter (only kill them if they attempt to kill you first).
6.)
Experts recommend having a bomb shelter, these can help you if you don't have a desk with you or if you are near the blast itself.
7.)
Indiana Jones is a liar, you will not survive by hiding in a refrigerator.
8.)
If the sirens are sounding it is probably too late, learning how to tell the future will greatly benefit you in the event of a nuclear strike.
9.)
Cats do NOT actually have 9 lives, bringing a pet with you is not advised unless it is a dog (or cockroach).
10.)
Mimicking might not work, in the event that it does not you will need to try your hardest to actually become a cockroach.
Surviving Nuclear Wars for Dummies © 2011, Alec Smith.
Co-Founder of the Nuclear Survival Experts Organization of America (NSEOA).
