Never, EVER urinate again, 2 minutes after ejaculation. I spray everywhere. Wait at least 15 minutes. How can i remember this for next time?
thought you were going to say not fap while mom was home
FML
o and twist your pubes into letters that spell that
amirite?
I shave.
asshair?
well unshave it.. dam are you stupid or somethingI shave.
right it on your buddy. HELLO BROWN BEAR >![]()
happens all the time, just sit down on the toilet instead of standing up
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