Not showing up to work

[OrangeCounty]

Only in CA?

Just saw this, haven't been prowling the off-topics lately. Yeah I think Hong Kong Express is a CA only chain. Their food is decent but not at all unique- just fatty and copious

Great go-to for an excuse because everyone in the area has eaten there

I personally wouldn't rate this as it isn't as out of your hands as gastro or just 'a bug'.

Yeah but I'm a generally healthy, young male who has never missed a day before. I feel like the key to a good lie is in the details

Start working from home, this way not showing up still counts as being at work.

I'll let you know when I'm not a student and have the ability to live and work from home and home alone :'D

Best yet kinda twisted using another family members health: My grandpa just was rushed to the hospital and I have to go meet him.

Hahhahahahahaha I would expect nothing less Flex



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[Gum]

My friend got out of work one day by telling his boss that

 

[Hog Rider]

Stop with work and become a drug dealer.

 

[Ninostap]

I dont know .. I grandmother got hit and i wanted to help?