Whats the best excuse you've ever heard for not showing up to work for a day?
Not showing up to work
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Diarrhea
I don't give reasons I just say I won't be able to make it in today
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Your butthole is bleeding.
No one would ever tell you you're wrong/to prove it
No one would ever tell you you're wrong/to prove it
Lol. I went with "Two day old Hong Kong Express leftovers"
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Honestly though, the place is well known for their gigantic portions and cheap prices. I figured that was my best route lolololol
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I have never been there, pretty decent?
Heading to sushi right now actually.
Dude they're just your average, runofthemill fast-Chinese place but their portions are HUGE. Easily 5 times the amount you get at panda
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Only in CA?
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Not feeling well, whether it be sickness, cold, stomach aches or physical injuries.
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Best yet kinda twisted using another family members health: My grandpa just was rushed to the hospital and I have to go meet him.
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being sick
I personally wouldn't rate this as it isn't as out of your hands as gastro or just 'a bug'.
He asked what was the best excuse you've heard, not given. Get it together.
Best excuse I've heard was they had to stop and help an infant cross the street. Their humorous way of saying they didn't have an excuse.
