Platypi's How to Die in a Fire Guide!

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Platypi's How to Die in a Fire Guide!
  1. Unread #1 - Jul 26, 2011 at 7:37 PM
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    Have you ever wanted to die in a fire? but didn't know how?!
    Have no fear i'm here to teach you how to start/find a fire and jump it!​

    Method 1: Building your own Fire!

    Step 1: Get some nice Fire Place logs at Home Depot so it burns nicely when you jump in it.
    Step 2: Find a can then go to your nearest gas station to fill it up with gasoline!
    Step 3: Buy a lighter at your nearest convinence store!
    Step 4: Find an empty space then place your logs nice in a pile
    Step 5: Pour gasoline all over it and light it up with the Lighter
    Step 6: Jump in the Fire!
    ITS THAT EASY

    Method 2: Find out when the next Bonfire is at!

    Step 1: Ask some friends if they're hosting a bonfire soon (if you don't have any, don't fret you can just go to a local park with a bonfire)
    Step 2: Once everyone settles around the bonfire wait a while
    Step 3: Make sure no one is looking at you
    Step 4: When everyone is distracted, JUMP IN IT!
    ITS THAT EASY

    Method 3: Get a job as a Oil Tank driver!
    Step 1: Get the job
    Step 2: Make sure you go into an empty area
    Step 3: CRASH IT
    ITS THAT EASY

    Method 4: Become an astronaut!

    Step 1: Spend years of hard work and training to become an Astronaut
    Step 2: Make sure you're on a mission to the sun
    Step 3: Get in a spaceship
    Step 4: Make sure your fellow Astronauts aren't looking
    Step 5: Make sure your close to the sun!
    Step 6: Jump out the nearest exit in the spaceship into the sun!
    ITS THAT EASY

    Method 5: Go to the Ku Klux Klan Meeting (Doesn't work if you're white)
    Step 1: Find out when the next Ku Klux Klan meeting is at
    Step 2: Go to it
    Step 3: Make sure your presence is known
    Step 4: Get burnt alive!
    ITS THAT EASY

    Method 6: Befriend the Human Torch!
    Step 1: Find the Human Torch
    Step 2: Ask him for a hug
    Step 3: Trick him in saying 'Flame On!" in spanish
    ITS THAT EASY

    Method 7: Ask Giddy to light your birthday cake candles
    (Must be good at stalking)

    Step 1: Buy a cake, a lighter, and a few candles
    Step 2: Find Giddy
    Step 3: Ask him to light up the candles on our birthday cake
    Step 4: Knowing Giddy he'll let you up on fire by accident
    ITS THAT EASY

    Method 8: Piss of Charizard

    Step 1: Find Charizard
    Step 2: Tell him Blastoise is better then him
    Step 3: He gets pissed off and uses flame thrower on you
    ITS THAT EASY

    Method 9: Ask FireZ to set you on Fire!
    Step 1: Lol
    SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!
    ITS THAT EASY!



    IF THIS ISN'T HAPPENING TO YOU
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    YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Jul 26, 2011 at 7:39 PM
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  5. Unread #3 - Jul 26, 2011 at 7:42 PM
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    I tried all these options but my firemaking level JUST ISNT HIGH ENOUGH!
     
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    Lol.

    Why use fake fireplace logs instead of just regular logs from outside?
     
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    wow, this really helped me die multiple times in a variety of different pyromaniacal manners, A+ would die again
     
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    Damn, you got A LOT of time in your hands. Very detailed!

    What were you expecting to get out of it? Dead ppl?
     
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    Highly recommended.
     
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