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Gohan has AIDS
Nicholas finds a whore and is about to fuck her when he finds out she has a penis
Shocked, he begins hearing voices, and shakes uncontrollably
Slowly he realizes what he has become and tries to end it all, but he is so deranged he fires at a mirror instead of himself
Following the attempted suicide, Cage meets a psychiatrist, and slowly makes progress back to sanity
Finally, he comes to terms with his problem and is finally able to masturebate again
Suddenly, although he thought everything was alright, he enters an uncontrollable rage at the sight of a woman
He comes and apologizes to her, trying to explain his traumatic experience
Broken, Cage faps again, but suddenly turns around as he hears a voice and thinks he is caught
The voice returns, Cage tries to scare it away by pulling a face
Finally, Nicholas Cage realizes what a pathetic, miserable excuse for a human being he has become, becomes a disfigured wreck.
 
Nicholas finds a whore and is about to fuck her when he finds out she has a penis
Shocked, he begins hearing voices, and shakes uncontrollably
Slowly he realizes what he has become and tries to end it all, but he is so deranged he fires at a mirror instead of himself
Following the attempted suicide, Cage meets a psychiatrist, and slowly makes progress back to sanity
Finally, he comes to terms with his problem and is finally able to masturebate again
Suddenly, although he thought everything was alright, he enters an uncontrollable rage at the sight of a woman
He comes and apologizes to her, trying to explain his traumatic experience
Broken, Cage faps again, but suddenly turns around as he hears a voice and thinks he is caught
The voice returns, Cage tries to scare it away by pulling a face
Finally, Nicholas Cage realizes what a pathetic, miserable excuse for a human being he has become, becomes a disfigured wreck.

tl;dr

try not to try , kid
 
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