New religion

[Shredderbeam]

God exists. He is scientific.

I just translated a Bible from some Silver Plates that the Angel Morboni gave to me. He bade me write a Bible of Reatology (reality plus the standard "ology" at the end of all religions), and so I did.

Basically, to go to Heaven, you must not believe in him. You must believe that objective laws of logic, math, science, etc. exist. You must believe only what evidence and logic would have you believe.

If you're silly, and think that existence isn't real, God exists, Jesus is the Son of God, or that Intelligent Design is a valid theory, then you go to Hell.

Discuss.

 

[Cruel__Machine]

So you must believe in him and not believe in him at the same time?
I'd like to read this book please.

 

[Shredderbeam]

So you must believe in him and not believe in him at the same time?
I'd like to read this book please.

No, you must believe in him at first, then, when you completely understand, you must not believe in him.

The book is not available. It must be converted into text that you who have not spoken with God can understand.

 

[x⁹]

So... This is like The Game?

Shit... I just lost...

 

[Nullware]

No, you must believe in him at first, then, when you completely understand, you must not believe in him.

This is during our journey towards true intelligence, such as the amount that you possess correct?

 

[Shredderbeam]

So... This is like The Game?

Shit... I just lost...

I lost.

But, The Game does receive an honorable mention in my book.

his is during our journey towards true intelligence, such as the amount that you possess correct?

Yes.