New rank and section

As the leader of the Sythe division of The Unbiased Club, bringing justice to an unjust land is no easy task. For this reason, I suggest that all members of The Unbiased Club be officially (right now we are "unofficially" part of the staff) merged into the existing Sythe government system.

We will need:

• ranks to identify ourselves clearly to forum members. So members will clearly be able to see that we are unbiased and therefore right.
• Private section for UC members only

Here is how the current system works and where we are in the chain of command:

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Upon a seamless transition we will begin our cleansing process of the forum, ridding it of bias. We will promptly initiate a 6 week bias rehabilitation program for all individuals deemed biased. How do we deem who is and isn't biased? Simple. The leader of our research and development team, Ed, has devised a simple 3 step screening process to identify bias.

Think of us as knights for justice.

Looking forward to a seamless transition.

Regards,
The UC Club

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DNS List

 

I hope this is a joke.

 

DNS list.
I didnt know you wanted to be banned from the suggestions forum...

 

This is completely serious. What about it suggests it is a joke?

 

Three cheers for attention seeking!