Never ending rap [MiniRanks]

Stop stating the obvious or else you're gonna get shot.
Then I'll zap your dead body with a million watts.
You'll wake up like Frankenstein, but hey, at least you won't look as bad as Einstein.

 

Little kids be arguing, this ain't no bitching hotline
Get with your rhymes or get shot like Tupac
You ain't shit compared to me, you're just all talk

 

Thug life, why don't you go take a walk
While we all talk
About you being banned from th spam forum

 

I have excellent decorum
Politics... quorum
wallet

 

I can't rap so I'ma just call it
These lines were made by a nit wit
Let's see if the following can beat this

 

I can imagine you taking a piss
And I don't think you'll ever get a kiss
Balls

 

Lemme go n' call the cops, they'll just catch you for raping little dolls.
Oh, those poor families, all of 'em are ready to kill ya with a maul.
You're thinkin' you're as tall as the heavens, but when Turg looks at you, it's like you're fuckin' small.

 

If a tree falls on a woman and no1 is around to hear it at all
does that shit make a sound lol?
Also why was their a tree in the kitchen!

 

The question is when
Will you lose weight and stop being a hen.
Balls, yet again

 

stop posting random shit, if you can't rap dont fucking post.
/end

 

I can rap, I'll lend
You a hand, it's just hard when someone sends
You what rhymes you have to use. Orange.

(saying that in the non rap thing, I can rap when I can write all of it. Some people just give impossibly hard words to rhyme with.

 

For using orange I'll stick your finger in the doorhinge
Go back the the forest... Forage
Dental floss

 

Floss? That reminds me of a guy paying for homework, and the kid was once called 'Gregislacrosse'.
Oh, back in the times in around Sept/Oct 2010, remember that guy called 'Chriscross'?
I would rap even harder, but would that make you start responding smarter?

 

i would rap smarter but u r more retarder
u can hold my snake, call it the garter
anaconda

 

(Pre-rap: Hahaha that made me lawl irl. "u r more retarder)
(Rap

Look at this kid ^ He probably drives a fuckin' Honda
Actually, no. He can't even drive so he's driven around by his Mama.
Onomonopia.

 

u would use that word, i wouldn't wanna be ya
u r a faggot, living in a fruitopia
hammock

 

Hey you shouldn't be mock(ing)
I'm not the one with no socks
Friends

 

You dirty poop head, using the word friends
I guess this is where my rap ends
Or not, I have another line

 

Hey, wanna do the 59?
Oh, wait that doesn't work, guess i cant rhyme.
You just got served, i guess?

 

Just got served? Naw man, that was a mess
I tell you what, go ask your mom for a new dress
Your so called raps make me sick, I think I'm gonna puke