Never ending rap [MiniRanks]

Listen to me
Dissin me
Spit efficiently
Seat, officially.


Careful.
Dareful
Scareful
Chair
Incomparable.

Not sure how those didn't rhyme. :S

 

Yall can't rhyme for shit
Let me teach you how it's done
Get me a mic and a blunt.

 

Fools, believe me when I tell ya that I'm godlike, and that 'Grunt' here believes that you're all cunts.
And I'll be honest: rule breakers, I dislike. Focus on me with ya eyes, as I pull off more rap stunts.
Get on my level when it's April, 'cause I believe that's when it'll drizzle and it'll be like the "Best Sprinkle" and no, it won't be God's tinkle.

 

Never ending rap:

 

Gurt, I love you to death bro, but you're about to get sprinkled
If you need advice, come to me and I'll show you a star, twinkle
Dick between the thighs, man, what the fuck did I tell thy about watching hentai?

 

Theoretically, I'll have to decline your partnership jokingly
Because absolutely my flows come out naturally
But I'll happily rip your head apart thoroughly

 

Like Eminem, you know who I am, don't mess with me
I'll knock you down to the ground like one, two, three
Competition is goin' down every time I come around

 

The duo is back in town n' givin' you bitches a pound.
Get ready to fight my hounds, bet you'll lose another round.
Your mouths are gonna git a forced shutdown, after I make you dicks look like a fuckin' clown.

 

I'll turn your smile into a frown,
you can't spit for shit, so you best stop hatin',
my lyrics the shit, im lyrically demonstratin'

 

Stfu you suck cock

 

Everyday my raps keep on escalatin' to the point where you'll stop enunciatin'
You can kiss my ass because your mom will ask why her ass is penetratin' and why I keep on ejaculatin'
Stop masturbatin', you ain't comin' back no more 'cause I just made your mother my whore

 

And then when you opened the door, you saw his cum all over the floor.
That momma looked so sore, it's like she couldn't take any more. (Bet it was gruesomely hardcore)
Back in winter, I played 'MaS' with my sister, and as we progressed, it seemed like my dick only got faster as she kept calling me "Master".

 

Tear it up, tear it up, me and Gurt caused a disaster
She called me her master every time I beat it faster
Please someone call a pastor to pray for this old lady

 

These weak ass rhymes aint worth a dime.
I don't know why i'm here i got better use of my time.
Foreget this shit i'm white it aint meant for my kind.

 

Let me remind ya - Haha and I combined, we both make ya bitch asses blind.
We're the only hope of mankind. Without us, you fools would be confined, with your intelligence steadily declinin' like a bunch of dogs humpin' thinkin' they've become something.
Remember that we're the only Messiahs, all the others are just fakers. Can they even edit RL data?

 

data, tht shit dunt evn matta.
who gievs a fuck if im fatta, u drink pee from my bladda
taste the cock of a thousand dragons

 

You don't know how to rap, boy close your mouth and stop gaggin'
Hop off this train and leave this thread on the Spam Forum wagon
Sorry if I was mean and slashed you like Wolverine, it's just that I don't want you to be seen

 

bro i step out on the scene and whip out my 2 inch peen
if u r ever thirsty i will piss in a canteen
bus pass

 

You smell like ass
Not black ass, just ass
nigger nigger nigger

 

I think i'll pass
You stupid silly lass
Go get botox. Bitch.