Never ending rap [MiniRanks]

That's a lie, you fat french fry, you can't even try to sigh,
'Cause when you see me, you can't even breathe, but you're not shy,
You're just dead starin' at my eyes, wishin' you never even tried

 

Look up in the sky, close your eyes, and get hit by a big landslide.
You'll be the bride of the Grim in the afterlife, and he'll give you a lesson on how to divide.
The Reap's the male version of the Black Heart, and I'm sure he'll be calling you 'sweetheart'.

 

You are a small asian specimen, who has a noodle smelling fart
Cats, dogs, and wonton noodles all belong in your shopping cart
Wish I could go on... but I dont even like to talk about the chinese...

 

You dissin' on the Chinese makin' me wonder, do you even have anybody to call 'buddies'?
You think America is filled with beauties, but guess what? Japan is filled with innocent cuties.
You look down on people by their countries, which puts you on the list of Big Dummies.

 

You are seventeen, and spend your life on sythe.
Still in highschool, but somehow you have 11k posts and are an official middle man.
Quit talking about me getting laid, you sir are the one who needs to get laid, real bad. Next issue I would like to address is do you have some issues with your own mom as a child? Quit posting stupid rhymes about doing stuff with peoples mom's just because you see people doing it in the porn movies you watch buddy. Come up with something original if you want to rap battle against me, because honestly it's just making you look stupid boy.

 

Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo
Check It Check It Check It
I can't rap.

 

Sit down and shut the fuck up
I ip checked and wrecked your ass
Whatcha gonna do now?

Wulfspade1 is so sexy.

 

Thanks bro.
I like my pants low.
Lol, inb4Igetowned. Wait, someone has to rhyme with this line right? Orange.

 

why do we write this crap
idiotic utterances we call rap
dont embarrass yourself with cocky attitudes
at the end of the day it is nothing but thoughtless platitudes.
go game, go study, go spend your life wisely
if you don't you'll sad, down and fucked. precisely.

 

You worms are far too cocky, bet you boys are all baldies.
Go back to your third world country, and remain there while hungry.
This thread got no place for breakers, and neither do we accept failures.

 

Is a rapper considered a poet?

 

But failure's all this forums been gettin, still awaitin a savior
one who don't post stupid shit, instead clever shit, with make-you-feel-weird behavior
Cracker head where you been, we've missed your funny shit

 

The opposers had their tongues split; I guess they all just quit.
Even though I'm still wearing the savior's outfit, it's boring without idiots - that much I'll admit.
Who's this cracker head you be talkin' bout? I hope this kid ain't one of those stouts.

 

He ain't stout, and you ain't ready for this bout.
You won't even like me when my rhymes come out.
You're just angry, eat an orange.

 

You gave me the word 'orange', thinking that it'd be a 'challenge'.
My lines are like swords that always lunge - your soul will be plunged.
Give me a harder rhyme, before I tell the judges to slap you with a dime.

 

Good luck next poster coz' all you ever do is "fine"
Good luck next poster bring the rap and please stop wasting "time"
Good luck next poster because nothing rhymes with "Silver"

 

Fool, did you smoke too many cigars? I'll cut your balls off with my scissors.
Be my personal little server, and I assure that you'll never have fevers.
That challenge made me wanna facepalm, but I'm too good to be angry so I'm still calm.

 

Thats the second time in a row, i should hit you with my palm.
The second time you go, to you i shall inflict harm.
Heres another chance, try playing by the rules, Bitch.

(Please at least try to rhyme)

 

Kid above me thinks he's cool and rich.
but that bitch is just a snitch.
Get on my level.

 

Bitch, the kid is rich, and he's fit.
Go back to sucking your aunties clit.
Get on my level? Naw, get on my horse, bitch, no remorse.