take her out to a nice chinese restaurant followed by a cute walk on the beach, hand in hand with a nice tub of ice cream to sweet things off, as you're walking majestically along the beach, headed toward the distant, yet subtle moonlight you decide to make your move, give her a warming and very emotional kiss on the cheek, as you gaze into eachothers eyes, feeling the love.. You notice a crying beached whale.. you approach, with caution... "Hello beached whale, im Drento.. whats your name?" the whale moans and groans until it finally lets out some words.. "Ohaheahrh my names delta squad and im a fat fabget who wants some fucking kfc" you pull your gun and decide to shoot him out of his misery...
the end
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