need a good joke

[trevor267]

well i need joke for english class and i cant find/think of any good ones so someone help me out here obviously going to ahve to be appropriate for school, no racism or bad themed jokes plz. thanks

 

[ElivOk]

you "Pull my finger, You know you want too..." Teacher "Ohhh fine..."
Cd player "Were no strangers to love....."

 

[trevor267]

yeah ok thanks it doesnt even have to be very funny i just need something >.<

 

[dam prayer noobs]

What have you done wrong when your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts nagging you?

Made the chain too long.

 

[d4rkk0]

what do gay horses eat?

(in a rlly gay voice ;o)
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

 

[hm0ng]

Bring a mirror to class and when it's your turn, hand it to your teacher.

 

[trevor267]

god dammit im being serious lol i acually need this, although the mirror one was pretty funny.

 

[XxFallenSoulxX]

here is a joke:

who killed soulja boy??

answer: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

hahahahahhaaaa lolololololol best joke ever roflmao..lol...

 

[hashslinger]

google one

 

[Dustein]

 

[bambino_91]

here is a joke:

who killed soulja boy??

answer: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

hahahahahhaaaa lolololololol best joke ever roflmao..lol...

 

[use me]

 

[A Skylit Drive]

This Account Is The Best Spell Ever http://www.sythe.org/showthread.php?t=543192, Because Its My Favourite Spell, And Its Herminies Favourite Spell... When You Shoot It, It Goes Out And Like Hits The Mob And Like Does Crazy Damage Like Crazy And Slows For Like 5 Seconds, Because I Like The Element Of Water, Like It Looks Super Sweet Cause Look It Looks Super Sweet like Look theres chicks and there there a dude with abs and theres legs right there and it looks super sweet so I bought it and i tried the trail account and it was really cool for a lil bit and i was look Whoa! im a barbian im can go stealth and u can see my boobies if I take off my shirt.