Transcription from Elena's diary the night before her donation
The mods are corrupt, the administration is flawed, and the proletariat is being abused for the gain of the elite. The time is ripe for change, for revolt. It is the peoples' will that the scales be balanced, that the mountain be leveled so that the elite of our nation will lie not above the masses, but in their midst, where retribution will be as the sweet honey of prosperity from the first harvest after the long, harsh, brutal winter of oppression.
My mouth was so full of slut slayer and baby gravy, the man fat was slobbering down my chin and onto my breasticles. When he removed his eight inches of throbbing pink jesus from my rusty bullet hole, he was pleasantly surprised to see a footlong fudge bullet staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to suck the footlong fudge bullet off his spunk-filled spam rocket. After having my oyster ditch pounded, he then proceeded to pound my marmite motorway. Within no time, I could feel the shitty baby gravy slobbering from my old dirt road and all over my furburger. By now, my south mouth was salivating like Wayne Rooney's dick in an OAP home.
Within no time, I could feel the shitty Da Vinci load haemorrhaging from my brown mile and all over my spam castanets. The seemingly never-ending streams of ectoplasm emanating from his battering ram soon had me coated like a plasterer's radio. The plowing of my fart valve was so vigorous, he soon found his family jewels joining his brie baton deep in my other vagina. The plowing makes me spray my flange custard all over his cumtree. It was bliss having his veiny quim prod rammed inside me again; stuffing my kipper dinghy with a 15" spiked vibrator just didn't get my shamevelope surging like it used to.
The mods are corrupt, the administration is flawed, and the proletariat is being abused for the gain of the elite. The time is ripe for change, for revolt. It is the peoples' will that the scales be balanced, that the mountain be leveled so that the elite of our nation will lie not above the masses, but in their midst, where retribution will be as the sweet honey of prosperity from the first harvest after the long, harsh, brutal winter of oppression.




























































