My toe...

1. Not real, we were just super bored and decided to have a swordfight, they were all wooden or made out of PVC pipe.

2. I have no idea what's wrong with it and didn't want to go to spend 30 minutes driving to and back form the doctors just to learn my toe is fine, just take some advil or tylenol.

 

Walk it off.

 

oOooOOooOOo it looks like we have a doctor here! haha nice work yea umm wow thats wired it must have really hurt like hell!

 

That's how you convert into a black guy, give it time, and you'll be black for sure.

On a more serious note, just go to the doctors, it's not that hard.

 

i also wanted to say, if there are any cuts of any sort, you should use infection protection (rymes) like alcoholic liquids that you can buy at health shops, so that the toe is not vulnerable to a virus, you should give it a lot of air and not walk on it, try to sit as much as possible, thats all i can really suggest. and i agree most doctors are fucking idiots who just say go drink some water and it will be all better, if its like that for you like it is for me then just take my advice and do the above, it should heal within a week if you dont put too much pressure on it.

 

sounds like its broken, you should get it looked at, and bbtw where did you get the wooden katana=)

 

Sword-Fighting with fake swords is generally a bad thing. I once did it with my friend with some large sticks, and his one snapped and hit me in the face. Had to go to hospital and get stitches in my lip.. It must have been pretty funny though.

 

He`s right, well from your imformation that`s what it looks like.
P.S. I am a doctor.