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I have a ritual called "terminator". I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.

 

If only this meant something.

 

If only anyone gave two shits.

 

virgin lolol kill yourself you big faggot basement dweller lolol dick ****** fag

 

lolol y r u so mad

is it cos i said something that was true?

 

no i just dont like u

 

so i liek, I like to go to my friends house and play with his dogs balls. you know just kind of toss them around and flick them up with my fingers so they bounce. anyway, my friend told me one day when I was playing with them that they were fake, so I said "omfg no way". I guess they're made out of some special testicle plastic or something. Does anyone know where I can get fake balls like these so I can play with them at home? If anyone can tell me it would be much appreciated

 

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