Totally got some taylor swift cds and blasted it with my window rolled down, so all the bitches will think i’m like sensitive and shit and will want to sleep with me
Today, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep then masturbated so it felt like a chick was doing it. Then, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep and made a sandwich so it tasted like a chick had made it. It was pretty chill. MLIB
