My girlfriend wants..

[LegitNamesCo]

a dick in a box.

Any suggestions for wrapping paper?

 

[The Riddler_]

Use newspaper. So then the mailmen can steal it before she can find out how small it is. :S

 

[LegitNamesCo]

Use newspaper. So then the mailmen can steal it before she can find out how small it is. :S

Cool.

Why would more than one guy want to see my dick?

If I'm smaller, you have a midget cock..

I can prove this if you'd like.

 

[bambino_91]

Use newspaper. So then the mailmen can steal it before she can find out how small it is. :S

+1 lol

 

[rs nechryeal]

LNC, why so much talk about your fucking penis? Nobody gives 2 shits

 

[Jesse]

chop off your dick
put it in box
wrap box
mail it
??????
sex

 

[LegitNamesCo]

LNC, why so much talk about your fucking penis? Nobody gives 2 shits

Because I'm the only one on this site that can prove it..

<_<

 

[Jesse]

no you're the only one who fucking cares he has no balls and half a dick

this is a cheat site, what could possibly be a positive outcome of you talking about your little carrot?

 

[eias]

Enjoy your left hand.

 

[LegitNamesCo]

no you're the only one who fucking cares he has no balls and half a dick

this is a cheat site, what could possibly be a positive outcome of you talking about your little carrot?

That'd be a big carrot.

 

[cp]

Fucking shit, stop talking about your penis. No one gives a fuck, and you're not special. No one wants to see your penis, so stop bringing it up. Are you so insecure that you have to show off to some runescape forum?

 

[Jesse]

cpjustE-rapedyoubitch

 

[LegitNamesCo]

Fucking shit, stop talking about your penis. No one gives a fuck, and you're not special. No one wants to see your penis, so stop bringing it up. Are you so insecure that you have to show off to some runescape forum?

Finn wanted to see it.

 

[rs nechryeal]

And yet it's you who won't let it go

 

[LegitNamesCo]

And yet it's you who won't let it go

The thread is about wrapping paper..

it's you people who brought up my cock.

 

[rs nechryeal]

You bring it up by yourself on multiple separate occasions

 

[LegitNamesCo]

You bring it up by yourself on multiple separate occasions

That's irrelevant, as this thread is about wrapping paper.

 

[The Riddler_]

Use newspaper. So then the mailmen can steal it before she can find out how small it is. :S

 

[LegitNamesCo]

Use newspaper. So then the mailmen can steal it before she can find out how small it is. :S

Then I'd be using your penis..

Sorry, but no.

 

[MegaMatt]

Use newspaper. So then the mailmen can steal it before she can find out how small it is. :S