My gf "cooked" me breakfast

[Lean]

lol

 

Divorce her

 

[jackthehackm8]

@Sonia cooks bacon in the oven

 

@Sonia cooks bacon in the oven

I don't cook bacon..



Jackthehackm8 why yu keep tagging me everywhere its getting creepy.

 

[Alex_J_Leon]

@jackthehackm8 don't tag @Sonia

 

[tMoon]

I can bacarely believe it

 

[Im Solo]

Due to my mental state I often end up cooking myself in the oven!

 

[Teeto]

So, I just went upstairs from my office because I smelled bacon. I was excited until I realized that the oven was on. I look inside and she was cooking bacon in the oven. Who the hell cooks bacon in the oven? That's criminal

I'm pretty sure a lot of restaurants bake bacon. It's a lot more efficient.

 

[Teeto]

It didn't taste bad and I didn't make a big deal about it. The bacon was actually pretty crispy which is how I like it. I'm just saying I've never witnessed someone baking bacon before. I understand that she was only trying to brighten up my day by making me breakfast, I'm just not used to that

Did you bang her after?

 

[Teeto]

That's none of your business, but yes

pics or it didn't happen

 

[Teeto]

I'm afraid I can't do that. She's from China and Chinese women aren't the type to let you take, or share pictures

You don't need her permission. Just get one of those spy glasses and say it's a fetish :^)

 

[Teeto]

Idiot, she moved here from China to be with me and I actually have love for her, which I have never had for any other woman in my life (and I've been with a lot of women) there's no way I'd ruin it with her

You call me an idiot as if I would know that :^).

 

[Lean]

lol

 

[Teeto]

You're an idiot for asking for nudes of my girlfriend, and you're also a pervert. I don't know what type of vibe you get from me, but I'm not the type of person to send nudes of my girlfriend to some creep on the internet

Welcome to SF

 

[Teeto]

You must really be an idiot if you're saying that to me of all people

Holy shit you can't take a joke

 

[Teeto]

You weren't joking though lol. You're lucky that my girlfriend can't speak or read English because if she could she would tell me to murder you and make it look like a suicide

Oh yeah, I was very serious. Thank you for making me realize that. I now, in fact, do believe that I was very much expecting you to send me pictures of your nude girlfriend. Sorry I didn't realize this before.

 

[Teeto]

I don't think you actually realize how tough it is to date someone who doesn't speak any english. I've been trying to teach her the basics but she still doesn't understand how to read it or speak it. You insulting her is insulting me and I don't exactly appreciate that

Nope, I'm just insulting you.

 

[Lean]

lol

 

[Syed]

im going to rape your gf

 

[Lean]

im going to rape your gf

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa