My confession.

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My confession.
  1. Unread #1 - Apr 21, 2014 at 9:37 AM
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    My confession.

    When I was 13, I had my first sex.

    It was a threesome. The first girl was my gf. The second was my big sister.
    I fucked both of them like crazy and did all sorts of positions. In school, I get blowjobs whenever I'm horny. I just need to call one of my classmates and she'll happily follow me to the toilet during classtime and blow me for free.

    Life is great when this happens. But not until my fat-ass BBW teacher knew about this and started to act horny around me.

    She was fucking disgusting and her cunt smelled like my cat's cunt.
    When I looked at it, it reminded me of the blue waffle.
    She told me that it was because her husband was abusing it.
    I felt pity so i banged her...

    Now, I'm 17.
    And I like to ejaculate on my pet iguana I got for my bday present on the 16th of April.

    That's all I have to say, and it's sad to say that this is a true story.
     
  3. Unread #2 - Apr 21, 2014 at 9:41 AM
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  5. Unread #3 - Apr 21, 2014 at 9:45 AM
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    My confession.

    I'm happy with life, it's just that,

    Chloe Grace Moretz is so fucking hot... Who wouldn't want blowjobs from her everyday in class?
     
  7. Unread #4 - Apr 21, 2014 at 9:51 AM
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    FYI

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  9. Unread #5 - Apr 21, 2014 at 9:54 AM
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    My confession.

    time to fap.
     
  11. Unread #6 - Jun 13, 2014 at 11:58 AM
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    My confession.

    Gravedig Lol
     
  13. Unread #7 - Jun 13, 2014 at 1:11 PM
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    wat

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  15. Unread #8 - Jun 13, 2014 at 1:36 PM
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    My confession.

    I want to fuck in a class the hottest bitches, where everyone see it!!!!!
     
  17. Unread #9 - Jun 13, 2014 at 1:44 PM
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    My confession.

    bahahahaah nice TwC you fucking fag.

    go back to nigville son.
     
  19. Unread #10 - Jun 13, 2014 at 2:02 PM
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    wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff spam forums = craigslist back transsexual pages
     
  21. Unread #11 - Jun 13, 2014 at 4:12 PM
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    I accidentally the whole thread.
     
  23. Unread #12 - Jun 13, 2014 at 4:13 PM
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  27. Unread #14 - Jun 13, 2014 at 4:16 PM
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    s/o lame
     
  29. Unread #15 - Jun 13, 2014 at 11:07 PM
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    My confession.

    n4n0 deleted my sig :(
     
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