My 5 year old

My eldest son just stole a pack of gum and Nerds from the store.... he’s 5. What does this mean!!!
Note: I’m taking him back to the store and having him return the items with the idea that he’s getting arrested.

 

[nom nom]

lol they did the same shit with me. I thought i was going to prison for life!

 

[Admires]

it means he's going to become a sythe scammer

 

[Mootrucks]

i used to steal gum back when i was like 11

 

[Mootrucks]

now i am an OMM And Highly Trusted member of Sythe.Org!

 

Please do the same with @Mercedes.

 

lol they did the same shit with me. I thought i was going to prison for life!

Hahaha YES!
That’s the plan

it means he's going to become a sythe scammer

Nooo!
“It appears your child is retarded”

now i am an OMM And Highly Trusted member of Sythe.Org!

You’re a menace to society!

Please do the same with @Mercedes.

Lol’d