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Post some of your favorite movie quotes. One that I always loved is from Office Space (1999).

Peter Gibbons: Doesn't it bother you that you have to get up in the morning and you have to put on a bunch of pieces of flair?

Joanna: Yeah, but I'm not about to go in and start taking money from the register.

Peter Gibbons: Well, maybe you should. You know, the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

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The Step Brothers
'THAT JOKE IS SO FUNNY I FELL OFF MY FUCKING DINOSAUR'
 
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From The Fugitive (1993)
you might have to see the movie to see the humour in it
 
Cop: "Sir, do you classify as human?"

Korbin Dallas: "Uhh, negative. I am a meat popsicle"

The Fifth Element FTW

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and I must add the best bits from The Jerky Boys:

Johnny: [being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Oh, God! My mother, she woke me up today. She poured a hot pan of grease all over my chest and my ass and genitals and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off.
Burger Bob Customer: What does that have to do with ANYTHING?
Johnny: [being possessed by Sol Rosenburg] Because I can't see damn it, you son of a bitch

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[Kamal throws a piece of cement to Foreman's head]

Construction Foreman: Hey, you two, Johnny and Kamal, get back to work, we got a job to finish here!
Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, were you trying to get me, sweetie cakes?
Construction Foreman: Goddamnit Johnny, cut the bullshit, huh?
Johnny: [being possessed by Jack Tors] Oh, yeah? Why don't you come up here and show me your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge and I'll fur you up head up first into a fuckin' sailor dive and I'll join with you down in the water and I'll rub all sea weed all over your ass and you neck and shit. Oooh, we'll have a good time!
Construction Foreman: That's it, you two! You're fired!

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Steve Stifler: Ohhhh! Ohh! The first tits this guy ever saw were because of me. The first girl he ever hooked up with was at my party at my cottage. That girl is the girl he's marrying. The Stif-man showed him the way. Can I get a 'Hallelujah'?
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American Pie 3 - The Wedding
 
Did anyone say this yet?

"There is no spoon."

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I havn't seen this movie in a while so im gonna try and remember the quote best i can.
reporter"blablabla smell the roses"
dewey cox "I HAVE NO FUCKING SENSE OF SMELL"

Also from animal house
"you guys playing cards?"
 
I havn't seen this movie in a while so im gonna try and remember the quote best i can.
reporter"blablabla smell the roses"
dewey cox "I HAVE NO FUCKING SENSE OF SMELL"

Also from animal house
"you guys playing cards?"
 
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