Most embarrassing moment?

uuh for me its probably one time when i was in like grade 3 the class went to the pool and i had a bunch of water in my eyes so i walked into the girls changing room and its not exactly entertaining when your in grade 3

 

Was it a public pool or a school pool?

 

well this should be an embarsing moment but it wasn't heres why : me and my best friend go to a hotel every summer, we met 2 really hot girls.. and we went to the pool and started playing truth or dare cause we were bored and it was like 2am, anyways all the dares were you have to make out, after all that making out i obviously got a boner, and 1 of the girls told me to slow dance with the other girl, and i have to be really close to her... well i thought she would slap me or something xD!! but no she just gave me a grin and was looking at me the whole night. btw im 15, first time i made out was when i was 12 and it was great

most embarsing moment : when i shit my pants in 3rd grade, yeah stunk up the whole class.

 

Man, I was getting a total stiffy reading that first part. Second part, was gone instantly.

My most embarassing moment was when I got called to the front of the class to read my paper, and I had a boner, and was wearing those loose track pants. Sucked man, people lol'd at me for like 6 months.

Also when I was in kindergarten some girl sat across from me and the asshole subsitute teacher wouldn't let go to the bathroom so I ended up peeing my pants and a lot of it got on the girl infront of me.

 

Well I was in Branson Missouri and me and my cousins decided to go to the lake. I was coming back from swimming and I jump onto a rock over the wall and my shorts rip right in the middle I decided to stop swimming that day until I got some new shorts since I didn't have nothing else under them.

 

Just play along, "WTF IS THAT SMELL?!?!?" and then be the last one out of the class, then run like hell to the bathroom.

 

Was in new york (Harlem Subway) with my mum and cousin , A Crackhead was coming towards me Twitching (lol) so i go all paranoyed and decided to climb the bar thing to get the the platform because the train had arived and my metrocard didnt work, then i buckled and hit the floor when i fell and winded my self so my mum and my cousin had to help me into the train while i was winded. lol

 

Wow.. I don't even know what to say to that..

 

I've repressed so much that I cannot be sure if this has been my most embarrassing moment but...

- 6th grade
- Field trip to a roller rink
- I cannot roller blade
- I finally pluck up the corage to go out in the middle ( without holding on to the sides)
- The announcer says something like "time for speed blading!"
- I'm stuck in the middle wobbling with speeding people all around.
- I fall down and fracture my ankle in two places
- I cried
- I ruined the trip and had to hear about it for the next month

I still get comments about it now, going into 11th grade. "Hey Kevin, remember when you fell down at the roller rink? You're a fucking pussy man."

ETC

 

Lol that cracked me up.


And uhmm one of my most embarrassing moment was when I started stammerin like a LOT in front of the whole class, every1 was just laughin, but it wasnt that embarrassin, as i was laughin as well xD.

and nother one is when i walked up to the boxin ring, and there was this kid who looked like 1 year younger than me so I was like, heck i WON'T beat the crap out of him, but he probably didnt think the same as he went directly for my nose and i have a very sensitive one, so it started bleeding just after the 2nd round and they had to stop the match.. >_<

 

lmao romo that blows

 

Thats when you just have to play it off all cool..

"Who fucking shit in my seat?"

 

Shakaka, you just gave me major lulz.


Most embarrassing moment: I was in PE, 6th grade, (and at my school, the girls and boys are on the same field at the same time.) we were all doing laps, then all of a sudden i tripped over a rock, and started reaching around for something to grab onto so i would'nt fall (Keep in mind this is in 1 or 2 secs). Apparently I grabbed onto girls PE shorts that was jogging next to me, and i pulled them down. She got really angry, and i could tell; so then she raised a fist like she was going to hit me, and i flinched like a little girl. Then she pulled down my PE shorts. Unlike her though, i wasnt wearing underwear/boxers at the time. So, i was standing there, flinching, naked (exept for a shirt), with all the girls in the 6 grade (and that 1 gay kid in every school) ,looking at my underaged testicles. And to top it all off my coach (hes a guy) Yelled at me: "DO YOU WALK MUCH BOY?!?!"

I moved the next day out of county. That year fucking sucked.

 

Yeah I know man, but i rematched him again like 1 week later, and now i was kinda really angry, so we got up the ring, and ROUND 1 !

so i was like this kid's a goner, i punched him like friken ak-47 shootin- it was bam bam bam, they were so many that his head protection came off and then my coach was like STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP !!! This thing aint about killin each other allright? so i was like lol sorry. then the round ended because the guy had kind of watery eyes that hurt a lot XD:laugh:

 

AWWWWW lol man that mustve sucked so bad lol

 

Lol, thats horrible man

Hey it happens... unless you're a female.

 

Imagine that, but in tight pants, and no cup in front of a crowd of 200. And shit's impossible to hide.

 

LAWL u gotta grab it and stick it upwards so it disapears!

 

Yeah lol

WTF I DONT GET IT. []_[]

 

When this kid was giving me sass during class and i go SHUT THE FUCK UP and right before i sayd fuck every1 went quiet and the teacher walked in.. She heard me and dropped her notebook and was like TO THE OFFICE NOW! the principal laughed and told me to go back to class he goes dont worry your not in any trouble.. I was so relieved lol.